- cloomiment
- The distance between George Clooney's bodyguards and his fans (stalkers)
- Anthony Mendez
- omin
- A foretelling of an either irrelevant, minimally significant or well known, common sensical future event. Ex. "In the future, you are going to die!"
- Anthony Mendez
- quacer
- Nascar driver on quaaludes
- Anthony Mendez
- oth
- the lint that has collected in ones belly button
- Anthony Mendez
- privatory
- the secure lockbox where women store their genitalia after marriage
- Anthony Mendez
- trangitize
- the process of awakening a transgender super hero's dormant powers before puberty when they naturally manifest themselves
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- imiedary
- when one stands in for one's self
- Anthony Mendez
- givastus
- replacement for Christmas where you only give but don't receive
- Anthony Mendez
- nadence
- portmanteau: the low point (nadir) of Charlie Sheen's career was when he starred in Cadence
- Anthony Mendez
- ukun
- the individual who checks your bags and/or receipts when you leave an electronics store
- Anthony Mendez
- jiverary
- street name for the The Urban Dictionary
- Anthony Mendez
- ignav
- 1. Sail blindly. 2. fly while in flames.
- Ronald James Burk
- pround
- Circular kennel.
- Ronald James Burk
- hambos
- Stallones.
- Ronald James Burk
- shlopluring
- Trapping messes.
- Ronald James Burk
- psumily
- The fake MS Dickens.
- Ronald James Burk
- smarbitr
- Intelligent negotiator.
- Ronald James Burk
- ibleur
- What happens when I remove my glasses
- Ronald James Burk
- wrovoc
- Wrong word.
- Ronald James Burk
- achartitize
- 1. Describe without using drawings (A-Chart-Tize) 2.
- assedin
- Far side of a mule.
- spraud
- The act of using fake margarine.
- astrapy
- Theraputic use of stellar matter.
- Ronald J. Burk
- yestigak
- the hairball your cat coughed up yesterday, but that you stepped on today
- llesponsasm
- (insult) a French llama's muscle spasm
- egnopolitide
- v. egalitairians saying no to politics
- igrousation
- aroused and ignorant about it
- csknet
- cioc
- (n) a boil in the armpits
- clascope
- (n) a spy cam installed in classrooms to monitor the activity of the students
- decess
- (n or v): Tax benefit that one can available of in December.
- amnoon
- Term used at the poles to distinguish the daylight in the afternoon(am) from the daylight at night (pm) - the word for the latter would be pmnoon
- creola
- creative crayola
- itievar
- iterative variety
- suresh chintada
- flooticide
- It is the little farts that are social killers. The little squeakers, take the joy out of the moment and inhale all the oxegen in the area.
- opascop
- a tiny optic transmitter, implanted behind the lenses of eyes to send what the person is seeing to a tiny receiver in the Blackberry screen.
- hircum
- what is used to comb the hair,
- aucumpty
- Humpty's brother, Aucumpty.
- wrifily
- Handwriting that looks like ants and worms crawling
- Lipi Macwan
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- skoon
- To show the naked buttocks on the ski slope
- A
- yerack
- describes the occasion when the Queen is mounted on a yak
- Derek Stevens
- chousation
- the smothering of someone with cabbages
- Derek Stevens
- gosp
- (n) modern gospel music for the next generation
- hapyru
- the feeling you get when you mistakenly think you have the winning lotto ticket
- Debro Doodle
- sloplicosm
- (n) any contained society or world that is in complete disarray
- hiberous
- (adj) being more active in winter
- snoutous
- (adj.) pertaining to the nose, specifically on an animal
- lauren oh!
- whyth
- (n) a myth rife with unanswered questions
- lauren oh!
- aploot
- randomly aloof
- choplusition
- The process whereby the most bizarre canned goods are shifted over time to the back of your cupboards.
- ignousert
- A kitchen tool used to flay macaques
- kwaprinity
- a state of agitated excitement triggered by the presence of heavily scented candles
- uspood
- simple past tense of the verb to uspoo, to crouch near a sink
- yonomach
- noun: a person who seeks solitude under bridges and inside culverts
- audism
- a technological virus crossing into humans, infecting the hearing mechanisms of the ear so the human has to play any high end boosted music on stun and show no immediate effects
- straubach
- a rock that generates enough static electricity to stun a small bird, found strangely in groups of nine huddled under thistles growind beneath high tension wires
- dashdaggerette
- achoovise
- A contraption which one inserts their lips so that they may become smaller in stature.
- uklounda
- A word describing an imaginary land or place.
- zipism
- The religion of zippers
- rhinant
- A cross-breed of a rhino and an ant
- istrolin
- A medication for athsma
- frepedence
- frequent dependence on a parent by an adult child
- Kasia
- ogrolina
- An infant, female ogre.
- glethnosm
- Mucus formed from food that falls up the throat to the nasal cavities.
- shlam
- A drunken poetry event.
- otrequal
- Nutrasweet
- astobition
- n. the desire to become an inanimate object
- stemorar
- n. a congregation of flower supports for the purpose of learning and sharing information and experience
- zoodance
- n. lots of animals having a heck of a good time
- ellybence
- Euphoric state brought on upon first seeing a pachyderm in the wild.
- byrnesunit
- rubive
- A disciple of Rubik's cube who can complete the puzzle using only one hand.
- byrnesunit
- itening
- To empower with or instruct in IT skills (also IT-ening)
- byrnesunit
- ochaltent
- Subversive oil paint mixer.
- byrnesunit
- ukletac
- Temporary repair gum for the ukelele.
- byrnesunit
- fatatate
- v. to have hatred stem from weight gain (fat-at-8)
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- spormach
- n. a plant that grows inside the stomach (spore- mok)
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- snobasm
- n. an uncontrollable urge to act like a snob (snob-az-um)
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- blisens
- v. makes blisters (bliss- ens)
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- yem
- n. plural of yam
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- ihatend
- n. a statement expresses hatred of North Dakota (pronounced "I hate ND")
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- neign
- n. a series of horse sounds (nayn)
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- osparegus
- n. a rotten piece of asparagus (oh- spair- guss)
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- kess
- n. a slight kiss (kess)
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- scaltar
- n. a column on a building that has been eroded by acid rain (scawl- ter)
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- asmeutize
- v. to give asthma to something (az- mu- tize)
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- borpiment
- n. a situation which involves much burping (bore-pee-mint)
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- eesas
- n. random areas in the desert (ee-sahs)
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- wad
- a slang expression for "Wow, WordGizmo is spurting out weird stuff lately."
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- narsars
- n. high powered goggles designed to make radioactivity visible (nar-sars)
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- drychance
- an expected opportunity
- cafemiel
- blingert
- hip hop jewelry salesperson
- divalize
- v. to turn something or someone into a diva (dee-vah-lies)
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- spepedine
- n. a pharmaceutical drug which makes a person run faster (spee-puh-deen)
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- gnopolis
- n. a city desides for gnomes (no-puh-lis)
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- mnotar
- an alien lawn gnome (muh-no-tar)
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- klecessous
- a person that is a retarded kiss up (Rachelle)
- alex
- owordis
- The act of spending valuable work time thinking up meanings to nonsense words. "I need to stop this owordis and get back to work!"
- Joy Holster
- teenify
- To resize a photograph before sending by e-mail. "I asked her to teenify the image so it wouldn't clog up my inbox."
- Joy Holster
- egoportous
- A person's action that demonstrates his intensely self-absorbed ego. EX: His egoportous signature included the words, "his excellency."
- Joy Holster
- bobiblur
- The movement people make when a bird flies perilously close to their car windshields.
- wrorp
- The speed at which a locked car door closes just after you've realized your keys are still inside..."wrorp speed"
- Joy Holster
- quouq
- Using a fork to rummarge around in a salad to pick out all the good parts. Ex: I didn't see him walk by because I was too busy quouqing in my shrimp salad.
- Joy Holster
- illesticosm
- One's personal collection of calling-in-sick excuses that have been used too recently at work to use again. Ex: My illesticosm includes stomach flu, food poisoning and strep throat.
- Joy Holster
- klacr
- That essential piece of an automobile engine designed to make a noise you cannot describe and which your mechanic can never hear
- Joy Holster
- popluras
- to be popular on so many levels
- agestigage
- to pre-gage a situation before making a suggestion, giving your self time to rethink what you were going to say,
- iswarbitral
- noun. a drug which makes you avoid peace at any cost;
noun. a common food additive in America
- gropensily
- adv. when you've been groped so often it turns you silly
- ollond
- an hybrid of an olive and an almond
- ahenté
- french cartoons with explicit content
- astrurtal
- the feeling of being suspended in time and space
- trolumnant
- adj. mystical pathway illuminated by lantern-bearing trolls
- ashlivaurt
- what Ashley's evolve into
- kooc
- Getting the recipe bass ackwards
- Hal Portner
- ekost
- The price of using the internet
- Hal Portner
- wrisirt
- Mumbled complaint after too much typing
- Hal Portner
- yophot
- A desert similiar to yogurt but made from fermented hazardous waste
- shur's
- yes, no, maybe and for shur's
- star_gazer
- vienist
- a french term, a person on the go,
- star_gazer
- wanning
- in a state of dire need, wanning to win the million
- star_gazer
- puntor
- a frequent visiter of a drinking establishment, one who throws back the pints into the back of the throat,
- star_gazer
- inoutant
- a revolving door
- star_gazer
- thithar
- a female sibling
- star_gazer
- civatence
- celebration entertainment
- fletris
- of or pertaining to the condition of performing badly at Tetris
- Haydowit
- ofambonily
- symphony of incest
- kynan
- gratentous
- to be overly grateful to the point of pretentious
- sane and vain
- twangily
- testing the tension in the rope you are using for repelling, if it is twangily you are not repelling, you are .........
- sane and vain
- ohervar
- a car that moves to the speed of a girffees behind.
- karad
- leiptic
- Not quite round
- Ralph
- ilence
- extreme quiet
- Ralph
- whabor
- A whore with great abs
- akneela
- v. to genuflect between two dominant royals
- Hal
- eeg
- common expression when cracking open a rotten egg
- Hal
- oclessily
- without any occasion
- knitime
- A time for knitting.
- skoachence
- A mixture chewed tabacco and spit typically found in a 16 ounce beer cup
- frobics
- Afro-Aerobics
- tip
- something on the end of something, maybe sharp: gossip that is supposed to keep you in the know
- bubble girl
- twamboni
- a deck sweeper on the cruise ships
- bubble girl
- ripedime
- the loose change of the money tree has to picked when bright and shiney
- bubble girl
- fatainiment
- the airport preboarding room for the weight challenged
- bubble girl
- squientics
- a scientific term for the surprising but unmentionable antics of squids
- bubble girl
- knapyr
- n. the debris left over from chiseling stone.
- phopensar
- n. The complete inability to stop thinking about thai food.
- Poopay Katoop
- facort
- bricked up toilet
- Hamish Alexander
- warmance
- n. The slightly distressing tendency of drinks served in small restaurants to be exactly the wrong temperature.
- Paul Mabbitt
- unartible
- adj. Not able to be given any rights or privileges of being art. Example: I really think that banana peel is unartible; I don't know why you insist you can hang it on your wall.
- Paul Mabbitt
- osmoplurine
- n. The liquid wastes of multiple persons that have been absorbed by cells of some other organism. Example: That potted plant has received so much osmoplurine this year, I don't have to water it anymore.
- Paul Mabbitt
- ab
- n. a word that is real
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- divas
- n. more then one diva, official destruction of the WordGizmo site- See synonym OFF
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- rivadance
- n. the informal name of a famous Broadway dancing show and similar shows and dances.
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- arm
- n. the limb that holds your hand on
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- toonitize
- v. to transform oneself into a cartoon character
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- off
- n. the state in time where WordGizmo forgets its true purpose, also opposite of on.
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- tapés
- n. people who spell words with unneccessary accent marks (taypes)
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- epsulp
- n. the technical name for the pop-top of a soda can (epp-sullp)
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- swaparate
- n. the process of seperating something from it's owner and then swapping it (After I pulled a prank on him, he wanted revenge, so he swaparated my car.)
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- scosté
- n. a french pastry cooked at 2,000 degrees Farenheit and filled with baked apples and powdered sugar
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- xauz
- n. what comes out of a Silly String bottle when there is no Silly String left (zaws)
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- slopluside
- n. the messier side of a table
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- wrip
- v. to rip something while wringing it out (wuh-rah-eep)
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- gustom
- n. custom made gumbo products (guh-stum)
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- opoodart
- n. a piece of feces thrown into a dart board or the game of the same name (a-poo-dart)
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- gluphics
- n. graphics that include glue (glu-fix)
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- prostitise
- v. to maintain an unappealing job
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- favory
- n. a savory steak, rewarded to the eater because of a past favor (fay-ver-ee)
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- éeessise
- n. a word, made by an online word generator, which would never realistically be found in the dictionary (ay-eh-ess-e-see)
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- oobage
- n. an item in the garbage which is considered interesting (ooh-bij)
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- mumpity
- adj. infected with the mumps (mump-ih-tee)
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- circumenty
- adj. dizzy from spinning repeatedly in circles (circ-oo-men-tee)
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- ewrilism
- n. the medical condition of using the word "ew" uncontrollably (ew-ra-liz-um)
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- kangable
- n. a parable which includes a kangaroo (kang-uh-bul)
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- noplicicide
- n. homocide directly attributed to a game of Monopoly (nah-pliss-ih-side)
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- tradage
- v. the process of trading something (trey- dij)
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- quecr
- n. the soreness of a sore throat (kwe-sir)
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- apriv
- n. a person born in the month of April (ey-priv)
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- oplent
- adj. short but memorable (opp-lent)
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- eclemority
- n. the concept that eclairs should be distributed to every human being (eck-la-more-itty)
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- golino
- n. a goblin with a Spanish accent (go-lean-oh)
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- iscanthropas
- n. the phobia of frozen cans bring thrown at you (ice-can-throw-pahs)
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- shairate
- v. sharing the work needed to airate a room (share-8)
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- skoun
- n. a noun which is unrealistic, skipped in the dictionary (skown)
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- ustrecut
- n. a story with a form of plant life as the protagonist (oo-stri-cutt)
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- xarthrenty
- the phenomonal feeling of a meteor shower
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- haimal
- an animal covered in hair
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- isinit
- an ingredient, or piece of a whole
- Katie Buehner
- espat
- espat on my head!!!!
- Amada
- ervés
- What people keep getting on
- Amanda
- blab
- What someone does when they won't shut up!
- Amanda
- lumpt
- What you get in your throat when scared
- Amanda
- ihaufan't
- what my son says when I ask if he's done something
- Amanda
- imnanthrop
- One who. in according to nordic legend, transforms into a nanny during a full moon
- reph
- skatendage
- to kill large quantities of children
- squarigation
- The sign no one has heard of
- Amanda
- yogic
- Kids word for logic
- Amanda
- inober
- What you are when you aren't sober
- Amanda
- ofroxer
- What a drunk man calls the police
- amanda
- dominism
- rash caused by playing dominos
- doc
- uxobé
- being clever for free in one line so that the writers at the Onion can be inspired
- Melissa
- ugluptory
- The "Sixth" sense. Follows Olfactory, tactile, auditory, gustatory and visual.
- Sneha Nirody
- uquanimine
- The color of smog, a mixture of brown, white and blue that suggests the lack of color.
- Sneha Nirody
- foodent
- A decision taken upon previous experience; A situation that has been previously 'tasted'
- Sneha Nirody
- inovident
- adj. subtle description of the quality of an object which upon first glance is almost, but not quite, shaped like a dead Greek poet.
- Melissa
- odophone
- n. an early prototype of Smell-o-Vision with a limited olfactory palette of horse dung, Narcisse Noir, and custard pies.
- Melissa
- doundo
- n. a sisyphean eternal loop usually encountered in a Photoshop taskbar
- Melissa
- ellimilive
- adj. the wonder upon awakening everyday to find oneself still corporeal and breathing, from "Hell, I'm alive, aren't I?"
- Melissa
- waprim
- a hat with a wide rim, such as a cowboy hat ,used to wap flys or anything else that annoys
- jack rabbit
- lolin
- just hanging around, relaxing, chillin' "He spent his afternoon lolin in the back yard"
- jack rabbit
- wondist
- a person or persons who follow the belief of "Wonderfulism"
- jack rabbit
- estesedary
- the word yesterday spelled mixed up
- Rose Norman
- opostition
- the opposite of a definition
- fairent
- a fair parent
- Rose Norman
- swaud
- savvy, sophisticated As in: "Her approach to the project is swaud."
- ladylore10
- anthropas
- Someone young who yearns to break free from their surroundings and learn about the wider world.
- baphify
- speaking of untruths - his story was complete baphify
- Renea House
- aswinart
- this word is refered to the art of pour wine with your ass
- A.Q.
- ubolu
- a dance crze of the 1930's in the deep, dark caves of the Swallows on Capistrano.
- statzise
- to put life into meaningful perspective a person can statzise, statistically filing all events, put them into little boxes, labeled and colorized and then stored in alphabetical order according to day, month, year, after year after year
- whapriventy
- the state of living in private depravity.
- vamy
- "cool" "styling" "flaming"
- jasmine
- chobibl
- a Mayan translation of the Bible.
- whapitiment
- a useful item for whacking bugs that attack the condiments at picnics
- jasmine
- plorpize
- scientifically altered plastercine which says " plorp" when dropped on linoleum
- jasmine
- smarigasm
- procreation of marigolds, the feverish transfer of pollen
- schitermasm
- a sudden realization that your alter ego has developed a dark side, and you realize that it means you have three people living in your head
- uhophil
- is a doctor named phil who is a proctologist and wen he puts his fingers insaid your ass hi sais uho
- A.Q.
- ethominicide
- to pass a little fart, and the canary dies!
- jetski bunny
- ivacosm
- the sudden realization that there is a vacuum in your head, and then the thought disappears
- jetski bunny
- chamiles
- camo clothes that disguise the miles covered on a hike, "When I wore those chamiles, I swore we arrived at our destination two hours ahead of time !!! "
- jetski bunny
- gholinary
- culinary arts night class for ghouls, where ghouls and ghosts work their specialty culinary favorite, their recipes come from the classic book, "The Galloping Goulinary "
- fabulous
- wrarigible
- Any type of cheese which is designed to be eaten wearing jeans.
- hugo
- mophono
- n. verbal exclamation to the mofo-ing DJ, affirmative or negative meaning depends entirely upon tone, volume, and and context of use.
- Melissa
- ghapsychize
- v. as below, to have one's limbs bitten off, also to hit the "Enter" key too soon, causing one to self-ghapsychize, or self-ochomputate, as it were.
- Melissa
- achomputate
- v. to have one
- um
- n. is still the primordial cosmic sound of the hesitant. Do not believe otherwise, or seek another guru.
- Melissa
- enymn
- n. a word used to jog vivid memories of passionate hate focused upon clearly identifiable targets
- Melissa
- inovid
- adj. not shaped like dead Greek poet
- Melissa
- uhopolis's
- poss. n.: belonging to the governing body of the United House of Pancakes, a breakaway republic of the International Pancake community.
- Melissa
- ocliocous
- adj. feeling genuinely shy and embarrassed about one's award-winning career in advertising
- Melissa
- ocrythrion
- n. the little, mewling Beast
- Melissa
- wheel
- n. ancient torture device and vector of disease
- Melissa
- orosolasm
- n. despite the giddy high you feel at first, and despite paying $500 for a series of Orosolasm (tm) tanning sessions, this is really just sunstroke, fool
- Melissa
- prophrate
- n. system of proportionally dividing attention amongst a selection of soothsayers & godly intermediaries, the proportions of tithing based on what they've done for you lately.
- Melissa
- inigris
- n.1. rare aromatic, material found inside particularly deep belly-buttons, minute amounts of which are added to personal care products to make clean people feel dirty
- Melissa
- methnak
- n. a small dose of ampetamine served between meals, eventually replacing them entirely
- Melissa
- ukwomenize
- n. a shortlist of daylong activities to be perfomed with the likes of Charlotte Rampling
- Melissa
- uverupter
- n. 1. machine which makes grape-tramplers redundant 2.deus ex machina, the glory of the coming of the Lord
- Melissa
- jotus
- to suffer from uncontrollable "jotting" down of ideas
- Sarah O
- spibell
- The code of ethics for undercover agents.
- Blake Baird
- iswomnary
- A dictionary solely filled with terms which help explain and define females.
- Blake Baird
- presed's
- What you think before you speak it
- Blake Baird
- ynatatable
- capable of being a "New Yorker."
- Blake Baird
- otapitars
- little fruit pit worms inside peaches, plums, and cherries
- Bathtime
- kligre
- two pounds=one kilogram=one half kligre
- Bathtime
- uwaticide
- a person who does not swim but takes up the challenge of bare foot water skiing on a dare after drinking all afternoon
- Bathtime
- asnores
- the sleeping mountain range next to the Azore's
- Bathtime
- eschrimulate
- to mock the mockers, a mime comes up to you and mimics your actions, a clown comes over and mimics the mime
- Bathtime
- ignoplerous
- to ignore many people at a time,
- ond
- empty pond no water
- stopenside
- come right in
- lospe
- loss some one who elops
- spido
- A speedo made from a spiders husk
- westigory
- all the categories of the west
- EJ
- ingory
- A bloody (gory) injury.
- Hannah Orenstein
- oclav
- a revised for vaclo
- bhelle
- spaborar
- lover of the spa water
- piet hollemaert
- eblieve
- v.to send chain emails with subject lines "St. Therese, God's bloodthirsty Little Flower, DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN", thus extending His Grace to All.
- Melissa
- afledic
- adj, good at running away
- Melissa
- idomini
- God-Emperor Apple Worm
- Melissa
- glovidise
- to shine and polish the car until it glows
- cruise control
- illogable
- a handwritten science paper that is illegible and illogical resulting in a confusing failure
- cruise control
- ublemorosm
- a brain spasm resulting in moronic verbal outbursts of fantasmagoricalisms
- cruise control
- jimi
- A person who has similar characteristics to the great Jimi Hendrix
- Richard Munsterman
- flurricide
- flurry of suicides
- knuc
- A wart that grows on the kneecap
- Alambra
- esquoucine
- Potion that balances the male brain
- Adrian
- ofambition
- Falling off a bycicle after one's first attempt
- Adrian
- akwilous
- Someone who is as unable to 'pin down' as water
- Alambra
- cringize
- To make others feel repelled by what repells you
- Alambra
- smihilicide
- Colloquial: Basically, killing someone's smile
- Alambra
- abatatide
- An action made to abate an angry tirade by another
- Alambra
- knorthal
- A dark and deeply engraved medeival cup used by knights who have lost their battle
- uphant
- A child raised by elephants
- Alambra
- unifime
- A rumour that despite how many times it is repeated, remains the same
- Alambra
- iocine
- A thick, syrupy & poisonous excretion found in shellfish
- Alambra
- abladence
- "Having to" or feeling obliged to dance
- tipedes
- a rare and ancient species of frog
- Alambra
- apriventy
- The breeze that blows into the room when you open a window
- Alambra
- twausenty
- Twenty going on 70
- Alambra
- strictics
- harsh rules
- oprars
- Oprah wanna-be's
- clascribing
- attending a large class in a lecture hall that rerquires nothing more than taking notes
- igressive
- The act of judging oneself too critically
- iblibist
- someone who speaks in a way that cannot be understood. like mummbling or slurring
- Lexi
- festic
- being festive in epic proportions
- kwendak
- The "lost hour" during the first day of daylight savings
- Anthony DePasquale
- quascriptace
- The "lost hour" during the first day of daylight savings
- hour
- quascriptace
- The "lost hour" during the first day of daylight savings
- hour
- illuphis
- the creator of ill fate
- Danielle
- fretrous
- fearful
- Danielle
- ewopotide
- surging
- urith
- The bindings of a hedge
- Chris Hussey
- knuvenicide
- Murder Via A Punch To The Chest Causing The Heart To Asplode In A Most Horrid Fashion
- Andrew
- gamilial
- adj. pormanteau, after the Pharisee Gamaliel, Acts 5:34, and "familial": descriptive of a family member who lets others beat the hell out of you, but warns them not to kill you.
- Melissa
- ufuntitize
- n. the act of cheering up a gloomy picture by adding large cartoon breasts to the subjects in it.
- Melissa
- ovidise
- n. to memorialize something shaped like a dead Greek poet in verse, dance, drama, and sculpture, or by leaping over an enraged bull.
- Melissa
- criegos
- The wealthy patron who pays a snivanorous person to cry in front of a mirror,
- Melissa
- otoabage
- n. medical condition predicted by mothers to young children who don't wash their ears. First potatoes, then cabbages, are threatened to grow in the auditory canal. You, the child threatened, wouldn't mind either because you are hungry. Luckily otoabage is completely curable.
- Melissa
- pubis
- n. part of the famous Latin on American coins, "e pubis plumeum": roughly, "Tickle my fancy".
- Melissa
- psatat's
- n. possessive acronym for "Preliminary Scholastic AptitudeTest Aptitude Test", scoring on the PSATAT is identical to a newborn's APGAR score--which itself is secretly used to pick Academy Award winners. A very important test to pass for infant, adolescent, and actor alike. Study hard, stay in skoo.
- Melissa
- apiment
- n. the state, quality, condition, or act of being covered in bees
- Melissa
- auithurt
- n. a particularly poor choice for a safe word in a sadomasochistic session
- Melissa
- snivanory
- n. the practice of preparatory weeping in front of a mirror to achieve a later desired emotional effect, usually to win favor through sympathy
- Melissa
- orphasm
- n. brief thrill felt upon adopting a third-world orphan, leading to addictive, repetitive behavior and a collection of children who will grow up to resent you
- Melissa
- aswuphon
- n. a can of this item, when opened abruptly, can cause bodily harm.; however, there is usually fair warning before a can of aswup is unleashed
- Melissa
- civicide
- To be killed by a Honda Civic.
- scour
- A large slab of Bacon
- Aaron
- aspihilic
- when you have been exposed to asphalt, you may become asphilic
- Liz Lair
- othaptus
- a medical condition effecting the thyroid gland
- captaingooz
- bront
- The half that eats in a brontosaurus
- wapsycho
- A person who is obsessed with mobile internet.
- SF Legend
- trepedial
- A three legged French person.
- SF Legend
- glatenticide
- is a spray tha eliminates the glitter on things
- a
- stobance
- adj: amount of stabernness of a person
- Angel Qiñones
- imnanthropism
- is used to refer the shape of the persons ex: aple imnathropism
- Angel Qiñones
- asnetacary
- is a special cream to take care of the fishing net
- Angel Quiñones
- thraregicide
- is the people that comit suicide in an hilarous way
- Angel Quiñones
- ebisates
- litle parasites that lives inside your intestine that are in charged of the degeneration and absortion of food
- anosoniment
- is wun you have so many stimuly tha you nat process the info
- Angel Quiñones
- otwoacily
- is wen you don many things at the sama time
- quinurt
- si wen you move so fast tha no one can see you moving
- Angel Qiñones
- drit
- The tiny bits of gritty dirt that bite the soles of your feet right after you have swept the kitchen floor.
- Delia
- probort
- Noun: Opposite of abortion.
- SF Legend
- okoffify
- when you borrow your friends outfit without telling them, accidently poop in it and then hide it back in their drawers
- okoffify-master
- scartist
- Noun: Person who is adapt at the use of SCART cables.
- SF Legend
- konymify
- Any type of mystery with three or more plot twists.
- Zach Finkel
- swigring
- n, similar to a milk moustache; occurs when imbibing alcoholic beverages
- pockets
- larm
- that thing you whack in the mornings
- psuptan't
- a tiny salty rodent
- threelize
- v. to gain full understanding of the Holy Trinity
- ethroatify
- to vomit
- Carter Sprogis
- swapsych
- v. to exchange souls. Usually happens between two discordant people and is fixed when those two have walked in the other's shoes for two moons.
- Paul Mabbitt
- cepedity
- cepedity-do-da, cepedity-da, my oh my, what a wonderful day.
- jim75231
- amourize
- To rate three or more x-wives on a scale of 1 to 9. Numbers then used to buy lottery tickets.
- jim75231@yahoo.com
- usproud
- The elation a parent feels on a child's graduation day.
- aprivastism
- The illness of approving everyone and anyone on anything
- darkiller
- ardily
- utter nonsense
- darkiller
- ollordity
- Expressing the humiliation experienced during an event: "...just the ollordity of it all was overwhelming"
- bleg
- Receiving a handout and running away afterwards
- Chris Bellekom
- ewythrenty
- The recently discovered number between 23 and 24
- Chris Bellekom
- astraim
- Astraim: Verb, Meaning to aspire to do something... one day.. maybe...
- Chris Bellkom
- aquialy
- "Getting jiggy in tha water"
- optics
- This one isn't made up
- brespond
- Talking back in abreviations ie. lol rotflmao etc.
- Chris Bellkom
- iskotize
- some kind of psycho idiot
- oop
- (exclaimation) (1-modern) Sound made by a human when catching oneself in the process of making a mistake and correcting the mistake befor it concludes. (2-ancient) Sound made by primitive man when jumping from a tree or cliff to a surface below.
- Paul D. Sumner
- esnithetes
- (n) The science of the evolution of the races from pre-Babel to post-Babel and back to pre-Babel
- Paul D. Sumner
- züb
- This is teeth on Croatian :)
- Sven Pavlekovic
- floach
- a floating couch (inflatable)
- stussy
- drervize
- to rework a drawing
- felicity
- assoff
- n. The act of stopping a process or action. This is fun, but I'll have to get my assoff now.
- Paul Mabbitt
- vipedible
- adj. Important people can eat it. Our testers have made sure that your lollipop is vipedible.
- Paul Mabbitt
- ashrapes
- v. (progressive tense) Does something that Pikachu doesn't want to happen.
- Paul Mabbitt
- wurstur
- adj. Really, really, extremely bad. Ex: I have no idea how I found this site, but I would be wurstur if I hadn't!
- Paul Mabbitt
- squabible
- n. The holy book used by the early American tribal population.
- Paul Mabbitt
- grascriptics
- n. One class that students take when aspiring to be lawnmower protesters.
- Paul Mabbitt
- goobant
- adj. Filled with goobers. Honey, you have been goobant lately.
- Paul Mabbitt
- jym
- n. The feminized form of "Jim".
- Paul Mabbitt
- agreign
- v. To rule over. Applicable only for agricultural products. Ex: The lettuce agreigned last year; I think it's the sweet pea's turn.
- Paul Mabbitt
- éeeg
- n. A bad egg, due to the fact that the rounded part is on top, and the narrow part is on bottom.
- Paul Mabbitt
- bliside
- prep. Next to the object, while sneezing. Ex: I think you have a cold, but I have been BLIside you the whole time.
- Paul Mabbitt
- pracable
- Adj, able to be practiced.
- Stevefreakinrow
- glaspect
- A mix between glasses and respect.
- ejactal
- Unit measure of the trajectory of bodily fluids.
- wemblition
- Measure of one's desire to play tennis.
- assaprim
- A form of aspirin for when your ass hurts. Good news, its a suppository.
- RoboWord
- gymn
- A gymn with singing
- RoboWord
- boiricide
- to drink oneself to death
- RoboWord
- kof
- a hebrew letter
- RoboWord
- swannal
- v. the act of giving a swan anal.
- RoboWord
- trolimage
- an image of a troll.
- RoboWord
- jedinics
- The excercises used by the Jedi order to stay fit.
- RoboWord
- snipes
- A type of small bird that live on the shore of a beach and eats small crustaceans.
- RoboWord
- pestic
- O for like a pest
- RoboWord
- swient
- A client how is real pig.
- RoboWord
- univan
- A new experimental vehicle that will replace the mini van and sedan, and SUV
- RoboWord
- mervasm
- The extremely rare instance of on orgasm felt by a woman given by a man named Merv. odds are an astounding 1 : 886,462,721,026,146,001,618
- RoboWord
- shrübas
- Mixed drinks containing at a minimum Jagermëister and gasoline.
- RoboWord
- rainion
- An ion formed during a rainstorm
- RoboWord
- assofa
- n. 1. a three or more person seat made for you ass. 2. a sofa in the shape of an ass. 3. a sofa for donkeys.
- RoboWord
- psalté
- Another way to spell 'salty' pronounced "saltay"
- RoboWord
- ubremblity
- How well your umbrella works.
- RoboWord
- thrilart
- Art that gives you a thrill when you view it.
- RoboWord
- leegal
- more or less legal.
- RoboWord
- owiegan't
- As is "Owiegan't do that, Wie an't got the time."
- RoboWord
- okesponist
- Where the word 'Hocus Pocus' is derived from.
- RoboWord
- acter
- An actor who cannot spell.
- RoboWord
- kwoth
- What you use to make kwothing, or kwean up with.
- RoboWord
- popolisa
- A female police officer, akin to Popojoe.
- RoboWord
- empory
- Another word (less popular) word for Empire.
- RoboWord
- allosonation
- having auditory hallucinations of the British Sitcom Allo 'Allo!
- RoboWord
- ledinism
- A form of early Marxism practiced in the Soviet Union by members of the Lenin Communist Party who had colds.
- RoboWord
- ostreogory
- he ostritch form of 'Gregory'.
- RoboWord
- vell
- v. Vhat happened to ze Nazi party at the end of WWII.
- RoboWord
- brith
- A circumcision applied at the moment of birth. as is bris+birth
- RoboWord
- feutify
- The act of creating or representing a feudal system
- RoboWord
- gropensis
- Grabing your sister in a sexual manner
- RoboWord
- oclilars
- A contracted form of the word ocilators.
- RoboWord
- saucer
- A small plate made to hold a cup.
- RoboWord
- blesidous
- The early latin form of "bless us"
- RoboWord
- equentime
- The way horses count time.
- RoboWord
- cremary
- Much like a creamery which makes ice cream milk cheese and other diary products; a cremary makes products out of peoples ashes, such as paperweights or penholders.
- RoboWord
- unibell
- A single bell utilized to ring at various frequencies indepently from each other.
- RoboWord
- archify
- v. to bend. "I didn't bend him backwards., I only caused his spine to archify in an unnatural way."
- RoboWord
- depeditize
- adv. the act of deputizing someone, especialy in an under educated area.
- RoboWord
- stortance
- The exact calculable distance from your position to the stored item you are looking for. Always located at the maximum allowable distance, given length of time in storage, physical laws of relativity and quantum drift, and then under a heavy box.
- RoboWord
- nythrime
- n. (n-EYE-t ` r-EYE-m) A nursery rhyme or other piece of poetry told to children to encourage them to fall asleep.
- RoboWord
- ekwospicage
- a person of eskimo, korean and hispanic ethinc backgrounds.
- RoboWord
- griumous
- When you are so pissed at something or someone and yet can't stop smiling
- RoboWord
- kwoon
- To pick or scratch your anus.
- RoboWord
- ullapyrosm
- getting your rocks off by lighting the little dangly bit of flesh in the back of your throat on fire.
- Melissa
- chieny
- doggedly
- klictate
- To control or give orders online using a keyboard
- Aaron Bartlett
- ishambono
- A personalised shampoo that gives rise to creative thought
- gnophres
- the combined fear of pointy red hats and fishing rods
- ezolimes
- Ecologically produced limes
- gnard
- angry dog
- inomputial
- adj. the lightning-fast thinking quality of someone who can pull someone's name out of their ass, esp. of an acquaintance they haven't seen in 20 years.
- Melissa
- uklatensak
- 24 hour convenience grocery store in Texas where you can buy PG Tips tea and Cadbury chocolate
- Melissa
- tempate
- A simplified form of a template which allows free-format, user-defined fields. It's quick and easy to use.
- Tom I. Witty
- corpable
- the unbelievable attitude of corpses to be really, really dead
- Fiamma Lolli, Italy
- youndant
- a quality that springs when one goes from superego to superyou
- Fiamma Lolli, Italy
- deruptart
- n., the former art of a volcano inhabitant
- Fiamma Lolli, Italy
- ibitermary
- a plug'n'pray program
- Fiamma Lolli, Italy
- zub
- German U Boat
- Susan Murphy
- er
- Very slight pause during a speech
- Susan Murphy
- bloab
- A medical condition resulting from the ingestion of a Lave Lamp
- Susan Murphy
- kart's
- the belongings of kart
- laura murphy
- twess
- a dress worn by someone with a speech inpedemant
- uplaimage
- Up the King (Fr)
- Liam
- hapism
- an event, a happening
- bernie reilly
- thientos
- Bonne année
- thübe
- anall
- toymonster
- uvarticide
- Art Destroyed by UV Light
- slapsyching
- Clinical term for dope slapping
- Ellis Tyd
- espramilation
- pirania team
- rybak
- iwhambic
- adj. type of metric assault and battery occurring at an open mic Poetry Slam, a typical verse written in iwhambic meter might rhyme "menarche" with "patriarch" and end in tears.
- Melissa
- eflaucir
- n. potent antiviral medication which will make it unnecessary to ever need to blow one's nose again
- Melissa
- estrustomable
- adj. likely to be pissed-upon by an unspayed tomcat
- Melissa
- aghoaces
- A very angry species of elf with a hatred of socks.
- Page
- aquoot
- An aquadic owl hoot.
- Abiigaul
- phaprinible
- Daniela
- driv
- v. To drive (a car) like a teenager.
- Paul Mabbitt
- oklaparosm
- n. The odd belief that Oklahoma University will not win any football games.
- Paul Mabbitt
- scithetous
- the use of an old-fashioned crop-cutting device to remove the lower digits.
- onivac
- does exactly what it says on the tin.
- aquifiment
- n. The act of becoming like water or the color of water.
- Paul Mabbitt
- sonic
- adj. Used to describe a restaurant so slow that sound goes faster than their light.
- Paul Mabbitt
- eliver
- n. An online liver.
- Paul Mabbitt
- ugnobibles
- exp. Most commonly used in church when, for some reason, nobody in the congregation thought to bring the Holy Book.
- Paul Mabbitt
- claprobic
- adj. Pertaining to a form of exercise that involves the clapping of the hands while stretching the body.
- Paul Mabbitt
- isable
- adj. Describes one who another ably is.
- Paul Mabbitt
- klomputer
- n. (slang) One who is extremely disagreeable to others, defies any good advice, and attracts viruses and bugs.
- Paul Mabbitt
- spavion
- Roman bottled water; first bottled by Spartacus
- osquoonion
- Extinct onion like root that resembled a human leg bone.
- uglymory
- adj. Describes a person that is extremely unattractive.
- Paul Mabbitt
- uglymory
- adj. Describes a person that is extremely unattractive.
- airurt
- A hat worn while on-line
- teenitize
- To act in an immature or foolish manner
- Brad Steiner
- echanthropes
- People who are addicted to E Channel
- Brad Steiner
- noplusitize
- The act of subraction
- iglesedosm
- n. the occurance of being overcome by the Holy Spirit and the resultant speaking in tongues at a Spanish-speaking evangelical storefront church.
- Melissa
- eogert
- n. the twice-fermented curd of an aged Cadbury creme egg.
- Melissa
- twofous
- n. two complicit French arsonists
- Melissa
- yispecack
- n. syrup used to induce unconditional compliance
- Melissa
- egrerectach
- n. to repeatedly and unabashedly scratch one's ass in public
- Melissa
- iberate
- v. vociferous claims of the superiority of the spanish. most often heard at soccer matches.
- anorien
- frictory
- n. (slang) derogatory name for the kitchen in a fast food restaurant.
- anorien
- esoirance
- n. a secret meeting after dark, usually between lovers.
- anorien
- aknospic
- adj. (bot): a twig or branch that does not bud in the spring
- anorien
- alopt
- adj. something that has been badly cut or pruned: "your hedge ist very alopt."
- anorien
- aprucity
- the tendency in young women to pick up their needlework when a handsome gentleman enters the room. most often found in novels by jane austen.
- anorien
- agorp
- unfortunate facial expression with mouth wide open and eyes half closed often captured when photographed in mid-sentence.
- anorien
- scroxus
- an painful infection of the male genitalia, common in the middle ages, now thought to be extinct
- anorien
- spieg
- Being the part of a spicy cooking contest but lost because a pig ate your beans.
- jazzmanmda
- slonily
- Both slowly and noisy
- Dafunkone
- eshogritize
- The act of dying with a jellybean caught in the esophagus
- Dafunkone
- autempory
- the american snipe killer
- TASK
- egispecify
- v. To name a shield or armor definitely.
- Paul Mabbitt
- lopolite
- adj. Polished or refined towards a scale or tusk.
- Paul Mabbitt
- deutory
- n. Second place.
- Paul Mabbitt
- uxophable
- adj. capable of being a dove's wife.
- Paul Mabbitt
- baprimise
- v. To become like a dyed fissure.
- Paul Mabbitt
- uzigrage
- n. The age at which an elderly person may use an Uzi.
- Paul Mabbitt
- nuctory
- n. A place for a nut.
- Paul Mabbitt
- crambise
- n. To become like cabbage.
- Paul Mabbitt
- yoopal
- The game replacing Yahtze
- D
- himulor
- A greek god of mortal sin, and bumlicker of hell (A.K.A. GWB)
- Kenny H
- skepedal
- A less popualr take on the word sceptical
- thrychar
- A Chair for fat people
- d
- ugad
- To accuse of holy origins
- unor
- to redo a project while plagerizing for personal gain
- Kenny H
- ullory
- an act of commiting adultry with a 357 magnum
- chivame
- "shoot me full of heroin, por favor"
- Melissa
- ishipedary
- happenings on the not-so-good ship Lollipop
- Melissa
- rhinart
- Picasso's used handkerchiefs
- Melissa
- ocholumnation
- little-understood method of bipedal primate navigation involving counting to eight in Spanish and walking repeatedly into a wall
- Melissa
- opoodirt
- a child cursing in front of an adult, or vice versa
- Melissa
- onursable
- capable of breastfeeding a rabid weasel
- Melissa
- oplophotism
- to fall down when exposed to light
- Melissa
- otoatify
- to hear what someone's getting at, or to be domiciled in someone's ear
- Melissa
- ravicide
- the unfortunate result of too many ragas and too much vindaloo
- Melissa
- urotation
- to whirl dervishly while micturating
- Melissa
- amnienime
- an angry little fetus
- Melissa
- ardise
- Kind of pain extremelly painful
- Mateo Padula
- éofrurt
- Rohan-based character in Lord of the Rings who was never mentioned by Tolkien
- Topher20
- plaqudily
- Water-lily whose surface is rock-hard like a board
- Topher20
- thustomart
- subset of Wal-Mart that only sells bicycle pumps
- Topher20
- okwosposm
- A species of pod-like plants that jiggle violently
- Topher20
- oshlientist
- dentist who is very poor at their profession
- Topher20
- ugnoiside
- Chemical used for spraying on birds and other plant-eating species to keep the plants away
- Topher20
- schroport
- A pygmy mushroom
- Topher20
- srarses
- psoriasis on the buttocks
- Topher20
- awhaspecta
- respect for something incredible by nature
- Topher20
- acoobace
- bocce ball with golf balls
- Topher20
- oslopolisart
- taking pictures of snowy places
- gnomputent
- a smelly garden gnome
- Topher20
- gnomputent
- a smelly garden gnome
- asopneumal
- pseudo-fables
- Topher20
- carigasm
- The big O in a Car
- estervible
- a sex toy designed after Emilio
- aquard
- a Canadian Quart
- onaprimide
- slang for on a pretty day
- itweessy
- it's george jefferson's wife
- swivadirt
- the new rotating broom "sweeping the nation"
- Dafunkone
- azopluricide
- poisioning from bladder medication overdose
- acrauvé
- putting in contacts at high altitudes
- Dafunkone
- aschropt
- a deadly rectal dysfunction
- Dafunkone
- gnoovi
- a new gnu
- ikequality
- having the same ikea furniture as everyone else
- thif
- n. One who steals only free things.
- Paul Mabbitt
- good
- adj. Used frequently in conversations to mean, "I'm not paying attention to what you're saying, and I don't care."
- Paul Mabbitt
- runticide
- n. Act of killing a runt. (Ex. The U.S. has committed runticide for quite a while; abortion of mentally handicapped unborn babies is legalized now.)
- Paul Mabbitt
- omnispecial
- adj. Used to describe the belief that all (usually people) are special.
- Paul Mabbitt
- shopolisic
- adj. pertaining to the act of shopolizing, or basing a city on its shopping centers.
- Paul Mabbitt
- bloportory
- in a demeaning manner
- preegive
- The attitude which precedes an act of generosity.
- oshrap
- New genre of rap music with a country-western twist, so named as the initial artists were white people wearing Oshkoshbegosh overalls.
- adable
- to not only allow but also contribute an adding factor of insight
- linda henshaw
- bolumnace
- matter of fact suriety
- linda henshaw
- braprinence
- a person who smart
- otophotach
- a person who take picture
- ifriedu
- a best friend
- jupticide
- n. the act of killing Jupiter, the Solar System's largest known planet.
- Paul
- ees
- n. (pl.) the cries women make when they see a rat.
- Paul
- shrauxicide
- n. the act of killing people involved with Legg Mason Partners Aggressive Growth A.
- Paul
- zit
- n. A common irritation on the faces of teenager humans.
- Paul
- chopensily
- adj. used to describe one who insists on using pencils as chopsticks.
- Paul
- omnoritize
- v. to cause a place to be a location for all. (see omnory)
- Paul
- urstory
- n. the branch of knowledge dealing with future events. (often confused with history, the branch of knowledge dealing with past events, and mystery, anything that remains unexplained or unknown)
- Paul
- blatending
- n. an anticlimax poorly concealed
- Paul
- choocise
- v. to cut, cut down selectively
- Paul
- on
- (prep) 1. Usually, the relationship of the female to the male. In some cases, it is actually the relationship of the male to the female. Also, many times, it is the relationship of the male to another male. 2. The relationship of an obect directly above another object to the latter object.
- twascop
- The beginning word of the sentence.
- dipit
- an idiot
- othuchate
- malos aires
- diego
- psoatars
- A diseas of the throat in which one hacks up pieces of vocal chord
- cabate
- to open, expecting a surprise
- knellage
- someone to put your knee on
- ginger
- stellory
- a story which will be told
- ginger
- disat
- a small piece of pie
- asessor
- a professor
- hoffism
- Any catch-phrase, proverb, or aphorism popularized by international celebrity David Hasselhoff
- devilsfolly
- clost
- Not wearing underpants
- trolumna
- FDA-approved treatment for freckles where the doctor covers you in mud and has you live under a bridge
- Melissa
- thretacition
- implying bodily harm through dirty looks
- Melissa
- amnymenty
- to forget the name of something, then trying so hard to remember it that you enter a psychogenic fugue, abandon your family, change your name, and move 5,000 miles away
- Melissa
- amopneumitise
- to unsuccessfully attempt to neutralize a tense situation by impromptu sighing
- Melissa
- wranthropack
- similar to the penis gourds of Papuan natives, the wranthropack is the tube sock stuffed in the crotch of the Wrangler jeans of the aboriginal rodeo-going set
- Melissa
- oxosonory
- 1. placing a bouillion cube in the external auditory canal 2. listening to what the bouillion cube has to say
- Melissa
- thisensir
- polite for "not that end, sir"
- Melissa
- snatatis
- the state of having a potato inserted in one's nose (see "snatater"); "in snatatis mentis": to have potatoes in one's nose on one's mind
- Melissa and whoever did "snatater"
- ewhitestable
- lesser-known, unsuccessful sub-franchise of the White Castle fast food chain
- Melissa
- amigrate
- to move to where you beloved is, or vice-versa
- Melissa
- shatentés
- giving it your shiningly mediocre, wholehearted best shot
- Melissa
- uhoomize
- to compose obsessive love poetry: "to you whom lobs the brick at my head, ignatzine, becoming, relishing this feeling, I owootize to thee my humble patronage"
- Melissa
- smolumnos
- Russian Beef-Oxo/Mentos combination, hearty and refreshing
- Melissa
- ishlivacous
- a kidney disease
- oshreog
- The sound an orange makes when you squeeze it into juice
- Tamera Zerby
- grator
- When someone gets on your nerves
- Tamera Zerby
- enilise
- New Zealand clinical psychiatry
- utüb
- The German YouTube.com
- übogrosm
- A borg group sexual climax.
- ground
- Hard round stuff that kills whales that fall from the sky.
- ispiedance
- A dance that is used to celebrate the baking of pie on the oven.
- clapt
- The sound a hand makes when clapping with bracelets on both wrists.
- flopolisible
- The ability to flop a rag on a surface when polishing.
- übivamart
- A German supermarket dedicate to the uvula
- awhospican't
- Someone's equation for a circle that doesn't add up.
- gange
- A French gang.
- askoportial
- Ask.com's technical name.
- whimate
- This mean, when your friend do something u tell him why mate a.k.a whimate :)
- Sven Pavlekovic
- oig
- Island Pig
- Joost
- aufasm
- a congenital stupid, clumsy, disposition
- sainte-jonn
- fruth
- truth about fruits
- sainte-jonn
- klorp
- klingon equivalent of money, dead squid-like creatures used for payment. 1 klorp=$2.17 dollars American
- sainte-jonn
- rhestigory
- In Christianity the place between earth and purgatory for those too tired to make the journey in one trip.
- sainte-jonn
- usisé
- french* translation "You mollycoddled boy." see. "Sissy"
- sainte-jonn
- ynym
- a jewish nym
- sainte-jonn
- eswascribas
- spanglishanese* translation "It's what I wrote!", usually derogatory pertaining to the translation from spanish to english to japanese
- sainte-jonn
- ustedini
- a pasta made from the long grass that grows below Mount Circeo
- sainte-jonn
- isripedack
- an old root that grows solely on the cliffs of Pico Bolivar
- sainte-jonn
- uschredican't
- i'm too busy to shred those documents..
- astrolimé
- intergalactic green fruit
- spatend
- fastened with spackle
- friential
- adj: friendly in nature; relating to friendship (a friential handshake)
- ognoration
- adoration of one's obnoxiousness
- aropensous
- Thinking of arrow root biscuits
- Virtual Reality jones
- ofrespons
- a segment of the Anglican mass
- owesidos
- The act of opening credit card bills, reading the amount due, and then throwing the bills over your shoulder
- oopism
- The study of unfortunate accidents
- spititize
- To clean with one's own saliva. Most often done by mothers on their childrens' faces.
- Bluesy
- etroozise
- the event of pushing in all chairs at a table
- squip
- Sound made when bare skin separates itself from a hot car seat to which it has become attached
- Joy
- aschucasm
- That sweet feeling of relief accomplished only by a sneeze
- Joy Holster
- gnatzing
- Sound made by an electronic bug zapper
- owoocory
- Refers to the brief moment of time between stubbing one's toe and experiencing the pain. During the owoocory, the injured party recognizes that pain is impending but does not yet realize the full scope of that pain.
- Joy Holster
- dropensitize
- to become accustomed to unexpected visits by your inlaws
- uproozars
- Those ambitious neighbors who get up really early to mow their lawn on Saturday morning
- Joy
- smuri
- That irritating mark left by a leaf stuck beneath your windshield wiper on a rainy day
- Joy
- fromput
- That secret place where my dog hides all his treats, out in the fromput.
- Bluesy
- aufoortent
- in need of a shower, but choosing to go to work anyway with just a touch up. ex: "He might think no one will notice, but everyone can tell that Greg's a bit aufoortent today."
- igloovics
- Eskimo homebodies, i.e. "You just get those igloovics to go anywhere!"
- Joy Holster
- strostous
- The sassy walk done by the common housecat after he has convinced you to come and open the door to let him in...just as he changes his mind and decides to stay outside after all. "Tom did a quick strostous away from the door after I arose from sleep to let him in."
- Joy Holster
- spemp
- That little yellowish-brown cap of dried mustard that shoots off and onto your sandwich when you first squeeze the mustard bottle
- Joy Holster
- spemp
- That little yellowish-brown cap of dried mustard that shoots off and onto your sandwich when you first squeeze the mustard bottle
- Joy Holster
- uflatate
- babble on and on about nothing, i.e. "My friend continued to uflatate long after I stopped listening to her."
- Bluesy
- scucic
- otwibellial
- n. ingratiatingly sweet demon and Lord of Hell, nimble-fingered and small-framed
- Melissa
- unumpt
- v. (past tense) having the experience of finding that thing under your pillow that feels oddly heavy, fleshy, and dead, but which turns out to be your own arm that you've slept on too long; a state of being unumpt also includes the dread anticipation of the hellish pins and needles session that will ensue upon the slightest muscular twitch, but not the suffering itself, see "Post-Unumpt Neuropathy Syndrome"
- Melissa
- yict
- adj. the quality of rapt equipose in a toddler who carefully removes all the cigarette butts prior to licking an ashtray clean
- Melissa
- erecto
- Greek's erection
- squiefor
- The fruit of a tropical bush that leaves one temporarily mute
- henofer
- samberise
- A rare spice used in cannibal stew dishes
- henofer
- eknatendak
- Pig Latin for a person who is a pain in the neck
- henofer
- usquoaco
- Extinct species of the American tri-horned llama
- henofer
- loportible
- a ladder with no bottom rung
- henofer
- squarmis
- A men's fragrance made for Mathematicians to combat geekiness
- Gelotology Today
- shlascribert
- 1. An angry author. 2. One who writes so virgorousy that it tears through the document
- Gelotology Today
- owhophlus
- The incomprehensible sounds one makes, while jumping and flailing when a heavy object falls on foot
- Gelotology Today
- oglymnis
- Zoological condition observed in lower primates, caused by starring too long at bright or shiny objects.
- yoob
- native call used in mating between ancient irish tribes
- uthrisensine
- A feeling of uneasiness perceived to be emanating in the lower intestine
- onegert
- A collection of rare grasses or herbs
- rholusing
- adj. Waking someone up by continuously asking, 'Are you awake?'
- Gelotology Today
- lophilort
- Transgender trial phase prior to penile removal whereby subject tucks genitalia between the legs while in public
- Gelotology Today
- oblabate
- arguementative. The continual use of the retort, 'I know you are -- but what am I ?'
- Gelotology Today
- agnoodas
- skin abnormalities that are removed and saved for fear they should have been looked at by a professional first
- Gelotology Today
- oxobibly
- a sinner who carries a Bible at all times
- Gelotology Today
- uplomin
- vomit that fills the mouth and is then swallowed
- Gelotology Today
- clustomach
- That lower belly woman get under their regular belly
- Gelotolgy Today
- ishiver
- That nerve twitch humans get in one eye
- Gelotology Today
- equapriv
- to compare genitalia between same species
- Gelotology Today
- otring
- A group therapy session where everyone takes turns yawning
- Gelotology Today
- abrychu
- Sneezing into a magic hat. (ALSO see Achudini)
- Gelotology Today
- dictis
- Agriculture. A long rod with two hanging sacks
- Gelotology Today
- pluctir
- A tool for removing female mustaches
- Gelotology Today
- trupt
- slang.finding out, after the fact, you've just slept with someone of the same sex
- Gelotology Today
- squeesse
- that uncomfortably hug you receive from a strange relative
- Gelotology Today
- ozopens
- the flashes you see after staring at a light source
- Gelotology Today
- precess
- The period of time just prior to recess during which no classwork is completed.
- Gabriel Bauman
- ocratatage
- a meal consisting of ocra and potatoes and porrige
- cooljam
- zambonar
- the hockey favorite, the driver of the zamboni
- cooljam
- smur
- a baby smurf, not a toddler smurf,
- cooljam
- ligrant
- n-a ranter of litigation, a lawyer who has not passed the bar exams but proclaims himself to know the law, liar in a clown suit
- cooljam
- crumptation
- an addiction to crumpets, toasted, baked, plain, with jam, with cheese,
- cooljam
- uquoopation
- rebirth of music
- fict
- false fact, falsehood passed off as fact
- Gelotology Today
- uboovage
- when a woman's breasts are too far apart; opposite of cleavage
- Gelotology Today
- jithate
- to despise one's jit
- WitNit
- bloatate
- Female transformation of figure which takes place after marriage
- Gelotology Today
- strumify
- The act of masterbating to Mummers Stringband music
- WitNit
- askisentosm
- the act of heaping undeserved praise on celebrities you don't like when meeting them in public
- Gelotology Today
- spousars
- n.Spouse's unwelcome relatives that never go home, even after being asked to leave.
- Gelotology Today
- snopneum
- Unidentifiable sticky substance left by previous diner on restaurant tables
- Gelotology Today
- spobitise
- To cover someone in spittle while arguing
- WitNit
- kwerectis
- Rare medical condition involving male sexual arousal from the smell of kiwi
- WitNit
- swovok
- A Polish term for one who brings Kilbasa, but never fresh bread
- WitNit
- ispeticine
- Misuse of pharmacuticals by ingesting rectally prescribed medications
- WitNit
- ulesticide
- The intentional removing of the skin seperating both nostils, creating a single, large nostril
- WitNit
- eshivarion
- A jew who chooses to stand at Shiva
- WitNit
- cofrize
- A woman who talks her girlfriend into getting the same bad haircut she just received
- WitNit
- etrivy
- The effect of cold on the male reproductive organ
- WitNit
- efloob
- That feeling one gets when flatulating that one has soiled oneself
- WitNit
- twamboniment
- A musical composition played at such a high frequency only dogs can apreciate it
- WitNit
- jith
- A group of people living in the same subway tunnel or underground railway line
- WitNit
- schum
- A non-spring loaded toilet paper roll holder
- WitNit
- blapitach
- The white crusty patch that forms in the corner of the mouth
- WitNit
- vogate
- The office or dignity of a vog (see VOG)
- WitNit
- edratatitize
- to take something that is looked at through rose colored glasses and apply greyscale
- WitNit
- ogaparosm
- golf term
- otak
- a japanese fan of short animated movies.
- glacing
- The act of creating a glacier
- schoabos
- film production
- reelwork
- uslovitus
- to feel vital, used in response to "How are you today ?" "I am uslovitus, and rather proud of it today, thanks"
- cooljam
- shleg
- a specialized rubber broom that was designed for use on a shag carpet
- cooljam
- gloomes
- a state of mind accompanyed with several weeks of stormy wet weather, "Dan is at home with the gloomes."
- cooljam
- adaparily
- accepting the fact that you will only ever be at par, never exceeding
- astaprobence
- The most high maintanence girlfriend
- Game Makker
- brivar
- when your butt itches on the inside and you can't reach it.
- ozosonable
- When you live in the land of Oz and you and you are unreasonable then the other citizens of Oz will call you ozosonable.
- criocasm
- This is a deep cave where frozen people to awaken in a future generation
- escordas
- This is spanish for your escort.
- othauort
- A dog that licks the ears of other dogs.
- thoomenty
- A tooth soothing device
- squustomous
- This is a mutant animal that is part Squid sasquash and hippopotomus.
- ugnost
- the oposite of 'utmost'; of the smallest, lowest, or least degree, quantity, number, or amount ex. This is only a matter of ugnost concern.
- Trenton Austin
- threenify
- to affirm your everyday existence by quoting mantras about three, "Third time is the charm." Everything comes in threes""The three lights, red, yellow, green" "I'll have a three finger drink, with ice" "The three bears" "Three blind mice"
- cooljam
- psain
- new age greek for sane
- wapitate
- premeditated hit on to the back
- blogterman
- espram
- spam email with broken code
- blogterman
- uspresed
- unprecidented use of an object
- clophil
- obsession with clowns
- blogterman
- ushroachenty
- a cheeky usher
- Brooke
- omnapit
- a dark armpit with especially long hair
- Brooke
- mnespons
- someone who stays up late at night and plays word games online
- cooljam
- sprestigé
- very prestigious spaghetti, only the best pasta,
- omamilate
- om-ami-lat-e om, friendship and lattes are one
- cooljam
- strelli
- the prerunner to the covered stroller, it's simple design was a board on wheels and the child held the umbrella or else
- cooljam
- efrora
- similar to euphoria, only not so much
- cooljam
- gloabar
- a bar or tavern that specializes in catering to the gloaters,
- cooljam
- yespondace
- devoted correspondance
- Rixon
- ghoor
- in ghost terms, this ghost is a jerk
- cooljam
- aphemine
- a drug related to the methamphetamine, only the effects are opposite bringing out the apathy and lethargy and a box of crayons
- cooljam
- islamilort
- a grocery cart whose wheels are monitored by radar, one reason why the carts are found on pedestrian islands and cross walks
- cooljam
- spreptosm
- a prep talk, or cheerleader chant , with words begining and ending in "S"
- cooljam
- daprinitize
- to gauge everyone else's wardrobe by the rules of "Dapperness"
- cooljam
- ausaucitize
- to over compliment, to rave over, the sauces and gravies served with meals
- cooljam
- osnost
- a boundary agreed upon by ghosts, so two or more don't haunt the same area
- cooljam
- iflosmance
- romancing the dental floss
- cooljam
- psustoming
- perennial
- xaspect
- second chance
- chemoral
- globe
- piverosm
- fabulous women
- utwatzist
- asking 2 people what is this
- rhetho
- someone from the bible
- spemorial
- When a man is done ejaculating the private ceremony he has in his mind for the spem lost
- ufartity
- The act of declaring "whoever smelt it delt it"
- flising
- to wave your hand flinging your two carat diamond ring from your finger into the water,
- waytoocool
- blominism
- a witicism by blokes uttered spontaneously,
- coolatanything
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- zair
- Someone or person who does not understand
- Tim Vogel
- gnauxance
- self proclamed genius
- ademeo
- onivacance
- the absence of onions in French onion soup
- Istvan Gersner
- fraut
- not linear
- kwupitize
- application of the method Key Words Up, to develop right brain thinking related to language
- Erika
- usipede
- animal whose paws are shaped by use
- imulics
- special icons related to international topics
- frubasm
- approximate definition of a concept
- agnuvenace
- the beauty of lambs
- uspoucus
- a supersticious person
- flapyrism
- the lyric poetry correlated with themes of flying, wings and so on
- estic
- capacity to be equally elastic and obstinate
- snespondiment
- n. A person with a large drawing feeling toward Nintendo games consoles - See insanity
- Kaltek
- bloplusa
- An Escaped Outer American Blob Colony From A Well Know Burger Place
- Micro.pw
- psoozé
- forgetting to include an email attachment the first time you send it
- Ken Kellner
- evopolit
- This is the potential future state of all politics on the planet. The collective consciousness has risen above the mass consciousness turning into one mind for all people. All debating ceases in this state since it is obvious to any enlightened being that the answer to any question, after it is all said and done, is always "YES".
- Taylorman
- snilence
- sequel of "Silence of the Lambs" set in Mohjave desert
- Fiamma Lolli, Italy
- acheesition
- the classification of new illnesses
- Fiamma Lolli, Italy
- ost
- a homeless that loves to have guests
- Fiamma Lolli, Italy
- esoabars
- a new fad in bars, the table top swings up, with a sink and a bar of soap and a mirror in case the patron would like to freshen up one more time before going home
- coolbreeze
- swuthr
- the only way to be able to walk wearing two hundred pounds of suit armor and carrying the battle axe
- coolbreeze
- emequal
- e=mc squared=fourth dimension
- coolbreeze
- stolinial
- to steal, to have stolen items through matrix and the string theory, the fourth dimensional vortex
- coolbreeze
- vatainence
- a position held at the Vatican by the maintenance man
- coolbreeze
- sharegide
- what one might while settling an argument with Andre Gide over who gets dibs on the lone teenaged boy
- jipitasm
- a ghostly apparation of a clean-shaven, wingtip huarache-wearing Mexican countercultural type, this lost soul was believed to possess the late Jim Morrison before trangsmigrating to the assistant management position of the Dairy Queen in Tomah, Wisconsin
- Melissa
- rerise
- Ironically, this means to lay back down, not to "rise again" as you would expect. The reason for this is that originally , the word "rise" meant," to lay down". Later when it aquired the meaning it has today, the related word,"rerise", was not updated, retaining its original connotation. The old saying, "Early to bed, early to rise", used to be said as a joke because of its inherently redundant nature. In a rash move to stop people from enjoying jokes,(considered sin at the time), decreed that certain words that were used in popular jokes would have their meanings reversed in order to effectively eliminate the joke they were a part of. This resulted in many of the many anomilies we encounter in our language to this day.
- anobiblism
- The yearly dose of bible study that will be required after the religious right wingers finally take over the U.S. and wipe out all constitutional rights.
- bespond
- To respond by showing up in person instead of calling or writing back.
- Dr.t.
- clingasm
- sensation from a clingon
- contessa
- flogial
- adj. relating to the difficulties encountered by dyslexic golfers.
- oschivad
- A form of Sanskrit poetry characterized by 7, 7, 1, 3 meter.
- xuven
- another anomoly cross of two breeds of birds, the Blue Footed Booby and the Eastern Seagull
- coolyourjets
- caudak
- a large northern bird evolving from the mating of the Raven and the Harrier, named for its ear piercing screech which is used to stun it's prey
- coolyourjets
- kooritize
- the days of the year when stupid people exist
- CH!LL
- aspata
- the very sense of creating a nice smelly fart
- CH!LL
- udont's
- People who have beautiful teeth (from eu (beautiful) + dont (as in "orthodontics")
- Peter McLean
- aclaimify
- to shout at yourself, to applaud yourself, to declare by acclamations only to yourself,
- coolbreeze
- wecess
- at school, children are given fifteen minutes, twice a day, to go outside and play
- coolbreeze
- ourial
- myial, yourial,hisial,ourial
- coolbreeze
- limilation
- v - to assimilate with limitations, eg: to take into the mind and thoroughly comprehend only on Tuesdays
- coolbreeze
- tucicide
- tu-shi-cide to kill some one with your butt by sitting on them
- coolbreeze
- omnivatine
- and beef bouillon. The meat idea was scrapped and they just went with 'V8'.
- Andy Lupton
- epestic
- To be mildy pessimistic or apathetic
- Andy Lupton
- autapsychasm
- The "hole" that an autistic person feels trapped in when unable to communicate telepathically with other family members.
- Andy Lupton
- gub
- Term for a sub-nickname. Attributed to the affectionate nickname Andy Griffith use to use for Goober.
- Andy Lupton
- squabicide
- A mild disagreement that inadvertantly leads to the death of one of the participants
- Andy Lupton
- efraudic
- poetic proper English used by perpetrators of online confidence scams:
- um
- the primordial cosmic sound of the hesitant
- Melissa
- gnivan
- A WV van with bad shocks driven by a clan of cannibals from Papua New Guinea, the gnivan is styled similarly to the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, but with a "long pig" motif
- Melissa
- snup
- to punch some one in the face
- af
- smaimes
- a diease caused by kissing
- af
- twolimime
- a troupe of mimes performing in pairs,syncronized movements to rap tunes, cirque du silly
- coolbreeze
- illempics
- lem-lunar excursion module, several different models of the modules were designed for the future NASA race team to compete in the lunar surface rally around the whole moon,
- coolbreeze
- efarsion
- to see the farce in all things, may the farce be with you
- coolbreeze
- upsol
- n-daybreak, sunrise, morning, eg: Venus is the upsol star,and the downsol star depending on its orbit
- coolbreeze
- nendary
- A place where nobody likes to go eg. "jakes house is a nendary"
- uswox
- A word used to describe a feeling of happiness eg. "im so uswox"
- eknuration
- the time during which something exists or lasts measured in quantum dimensional radial time
- coolbreeze
- movocide
- to kill movo
- diev
- in spanish the number between 10 and 11
- uhaphent
- large land mammal related to the ellephant native to the Uha province of india
- iscauz
- abreviation for is because
- ollivism
- the belief that olives should rule the world
- vominity
- proximity to vomit
- psoudily
- to do something in a false manner
- wrumars
- n-one who goes merrymaking in disguise during festivals
- langa
- a style of furniture designed by the lotus eaters
- coolbreeze
- koocasm
- an involuntary spasm of creativity, an example would be to paint the living room walls black, with lime green stick people for the black light to illuminate
- owiver
- very bad spelling of the word however
- coolbreeze
- spord
- n- a pouch usually of skin with the hair or fur on that is worn on the forhead, later the name was changed and it is now worn in the front of kilts
- coolbreeze
- buntach
- A corset.
- Roxie
- atroposy
- Atropy of the posy.
- Roxie
- athathart
- A type of art created by athathics.
- Roxie Cooper
- oribellus
- sucaminchia
- assopensitize
- 1. fond and delicate remembrance of favored posteriors 2. thinking with your ass
- Melissa
- croaticide
- doin' the Sloboban Shuffle
- Melissa
- ukiver
- some one who plays with knives
- CGuerineng98
- lophoticide
- the sudden stream of laziness
- CGuerineng98
- creolars
- creolars
- ohooditize
- Advertisement of an Old School Neighborhood
- Melinda Morrissette Eng.098-10
- mullirt
- a person who asks dumb question
- Eng 098.KC
- whedin
- to pluck weeds from ones garden
- Richie B. English098
- boorart
- the art of catching Ghosts
- Richie B. English098
- aucopota
- the moment you realize the junk yard dog you have been mercilessly teasing for weeks is not tethered anymore, an instant welding of the feet to the ground while your insides melt
- cooljam
- ilitermus
- a term used by UFO abductees for when they come around after a couple of hours of missing time, " I was ilitermus for hours after I realized three hours had gone and I don't know what happened"
- cooljam
- equapence
- a coin with two sides the same
- cooljam
- omivacace
- om-ee-va-cha-chay
- cetaci
- ce-ta-chi the aliens have fun with their SETI blocker
- cooljam
- snoigage
- a gauge to measure the snoity of the hoity toity
- cooljam
- aklartas
- before the world was discovered to be round, the map of the world as they knew it was charted by trees and hills, and measured by an instrument known as an aklartas
- cooljam
- asessence
- an occupation that asseses essences,
- cooljam
- oglivaca
- o-glee-va-cha an older version of "For Olde Lang Sein"
- cooljam
- boacenty
- a two penny snake
- cooljam
- ejacriment
- a new gadget for the low rider, a driver's seat that will launch at a pre-set digital time, a great upstager, caution is urged near bridges and stoplights
- cooljam
- ascerupt
- when a hiccup in interrupted with a painful burp
- cooljam
- askaudasm
- to question things with dazzling audacity
- cooljam
- osromining
- there are no more osro's to mine, they were mined to extinction
- cooljam
- plosmos
- before the big bang of the cosmos, there was only the plasma
- askythr
- an askythr is a professional crazy maker who can incite gentle people to consider murder by communicating only in questions
- cooljam
- utruphonant
- n-a person fluent in phonetics,
- cooljam
- strend
- to stretch out something
- J.R ENG 098.
- strend
- to stretch out something
- J.R ENG 098.
- frempify
- A type of fit ; bad temper ; angry
- jsENG 098._
- isparbitris
- A sudden arousing of the spinal nerves
- English098.Chris
- flemor
- Something that you can't touch but you can feel.
- YP ENG 098.09
- amak
- Big red flower
- YP098.09
- amitenine
- another word for vitamine
- YP Eng 098.09
- squomen
- Men that are scum
- gc 098.09
- brav
- To be Brave
- gc 098.09
- wripedate
- bad shape
- gc 098.09
- gooz
- a dirty diaper
- amoat
- A smell of something sweet and light
- YP Eng 098.09
- chip
- To be used in Hardware in a computer
- gc 098.09
- spidous
- spiting spider
- JA ENG098
- odrievible
- When an alian space ship trys to beam you up but its unseccusful
- ELENG098
- anell
- event
- event
- wetac
- A very small tack that can hold up the largest amount of weight.
- ELENG098
- ophamack
- A rare bread on indians who lived in oak trees.
- ELENG098
- emobiblide
- a religious emo person
- schiverify
- v. the sort of chills you get with a fever
- aleisha eng098
- asweelars
- a group of people who will cheat you out of your money
- aan eng 098
- ewhurr
- a very bad smell
- aan eng 098
- okopolit
- WHEN A SPECIES BECOMES ENDADANGERED AN POSSIBLY EXTINC
- ERI.D ENG 098
- ivisequni
- A SICK PERSON
- ERI.D ENG 098
- ascoachition
- a crowded place
- ERI.D ENG 098
- een
- a type of underwater sea creature with four eyes
- JB ENG 098.10
- titesta
- synonym of preposterous
- Angela Scarnici
- apogicide
- apology suicide-either apologize or kill yourself
- ENG098HRC
- ranger
- a place where you can find cordless phones
- SW
- oab
- the skin above your eyebrow
- SW
- alarmation
- when an alarm clock goes off
- SW
- estic
- a severe cough or choking sound
- anopolitily
- a type of plant that only grows in concrete
- SW
- drapu
- the act of taking a dump
- ABS eng098
- owrost
- a slowley cooked chipmunk
- SW
- ospospic
- a type of bird that lives in columbia
- juc
- something that is regergitated
- ackumist
- sick and disgusted with oneself
- SW
- asratzak
- an ancient indian tribe
- SW
- autovocist
- the demoliition of automobiles
- RH Eng. 098
- grervation
- the invasion of gremlins
- Rhyan ENG. 098
- yipita
- the full version is yipita yipiti yi yay
- cooljam
- atonymy
- The study of humans bones.
- M.N.Eng 098.10
- roomy
- n-roo-mee spacious, more than enough area needed, great name for a hamster, also a name for a person who shares the same spacious area
- cooljam
- glad
- more than happy,rhymes and is the antonym of sad
- cooljam
- buctor
- a redneck term for the escape hatch in the back wall
- cooljam
- ashlarthror
- an ashram for the lethargic
- cooljam
- swoni
- how I love you, how I love you, my dear ol swoni
- cooljam
- knounicide
- to murder a potentially great story with too many nouns followed by dangling participles
- cooljam
- ghoptu
- the sound of a ghost sneezing
- cooljam
- shetry
- The smell of a wet shed
- efoocics
- The science of poodle topary
- mauack
- The cry of a hungry Mnungy warrior before tea time.
- uswomenime
- Like a women, womenkind
- VS English 098
- oopak
- it's a hood dance
- JJones ENG098
- knoff's
- someone who has no fingers on hands
- JermaineJones JJ ENG098
- skinit
- to skin something
- LH ENG098
- boxer
- someone who makes big boxes out of small ones
- Jermainejones JJ ENG098
- shiver's
- to shake or tremble from a cold sensation
- MP ENG098
- ufroirist
- someone who is a florist
- MR098
- uchell
- Noise that comes from air traped under your foot
- icetac
- a tac that is on ice
- chill cup 98.09
- freess
- when you think things are free
- chill cup 98.09
- blamber
- when you blubber and ramble
- chill cup 98.09
- spoutable
- water that comes out of a spout
- chill cup 98.09
- crivases
- into the small spaces
- chill cup 98.09
- twaufics
- Animals that live on a distant planet.
- Evlin Colon English o98
- womnasm
- v- an automatic reflex action done by men over fifty to attract a beautiful woman, pull in tummy, flex arms to show gold chains, spritz on after shave, lean on any cool car,
- cooljam
- cropluride
- to plow under a new crop circle to spite the "croppies"
- cooljam
- sorrize
- to be apologetic, to apologize profusley,
- cooljam
- axarder
- a display case for your favorite and much loved axes
- cooljam
- askithet's
- Where fore art thou, Romeo?. Why fore are thou Romeo? Who are you Romeo? What fore are you doing Romeo? How fore are you going to do that Romeo?
- cooljam
- ivaditize
- To taste the food before everybody else sits down to eat.
- ENG 098AR
- chumptasm
- the inner realization that your friends have just made an example of you
- cooljam
- mnoop
- a longer drawn out version of no, nope,
- cooljam
- apharbitrory
- contrary to popular belief, an apharbitrory is not what it is expected to be
- cooljam
- chess
- another game made up by men where the women are expendable
- cooljam
- asaudence
- A suace used to make spagetti and meatballs.
- Kathy
- shurto
- a small shirt
- jrjs english098
- idospicary
- an idiot sy who carries too much
- jrjs english098
- sproozing
- springing for bruises
- jrjs english098
- uglascript
- a type of writing that is ugly
- CAEng098
- hairing
- A wig worn by a fish
- Mike the Teacher
- ecressas
- an old fashioned term for facial wrinkles
- cooljam
- ishond
- translated- yes, it is a dog
- cooljam
- crangism
- a condition causing great and immediate pain when craning the neck
- cooljam
- mneessi
- How to call the Loch Ness Monster
- cooljam
- shrootach
- klingon-"I'll have fries with that,,now"
- etipitise
- good ettiquette for tipping
- prorpion
- a land crustacian, insectoid in nature, holds prey in claws while it stings with it's tail, then flings it behind into a pre made basket of pop can tabs,and appears to dance on four legs waving its claws: apparently this bug was discovered wearing beaten aluminium formed into armor, with little spikes to fend off the junk yard dog: a security night video shows many insects carrying sharpened swizzle sticks and with military style advancing upon a stray cat
- aknophonos
- granola
- eegant
- good looks without a vertical consonant
- Mostoff Erstwhile
- dound
- expression of desparate exasperation
- nordra oskowla
- squipit
- Politics: A small amount of lying
- Medfeld D'Elridger
- upsorph
- a price surge for stock in sour grapes
- Medfeld D'Elridger
- escophrable
- The ability of a small object to pass in through the mouth and out through the nose or vice versa
- Basil Garfheart
- flievor
- A food additive created from crushed bluebottles
- Basil Garfheart
- schroozance
- The act of swapping dirty tableware with the person next to you without them realizing
- Basil Garfheart
- uquosonics
- The study of cheek-flapping sounds
- Basil Garfheart
- iknopensary
- understanding my own thinking
- grabbag
- plomn
- The sound made by a lead weight dropping into water
- ted
- prospive
- Something relating to or effective in the future, if any.
- Fiamma Lolli, Italy
- aswascopial
- machine that makes photocopies slightly different from the original
- Fiamma Fagni
- usquaparence
- the quality of a world that seems Latin before understanding it's Saxon
- Fiamma Fagni
- hurrer
- something that goes keeping still
- Fiamma Fagni
- askacan't
- Seeking permission from those who always disapprove as a matter of course
- Melissa
- psithetas
- the awesome reserve of psychic energy with which one could bend spoons if only one were concurrently asleep and drooling on one's pillow
- Melissa
- atworthiment
- smug enjoyment of quality time which is dutifully noted, recorded, and shared with others to inspire their envy
- Melissa
- astisatence
- Having drank enough Martini and Rossi Asti Spumante, i.e. to be celebrating life
- Death by Jingles Melissa
- groachible
- gouchy yet approachable
- eslapify
- to make a person's thoughts clear by slapping them in the face, respectively.
- Maryyy
- scer
- to be scerred
- Mary
- grascriptous
- to read grass
- Mary
- hospe
- a trendy, boutique hospice with incredibly low ceilings, bad reproduction Art Deco furniture, and euthanasia on-demand
- Melissa
- fapyr's
- belonging to a species of masturbatory vampires
- Melissa
- thatist
- the ideoligical opponent of a thisist, themselves a fifth column to the thisisist cause
- Melissa
- ashraprim
- keeping your spiritual knickers on at the ashram
- Melissa
- uprooty
- the state of constant yet cheerful refugeedom
- Melissa
- ischaregos
- the wealthy patron in charge of overseeing the production of a mass bookburning
- Melissa
- slannition
- A person who makes it their buisness to make up slander.
- Anna
- swarthrist
- A warthful death
- Anna
- cophilicide
- To kill someone with your own poo
- Rob R
- sketer
- n. combination sweater and skirt
- craig short
- slüb
- slimy substance that sometimes builds up in the corner of your eye.
- craig short
- eshospicing
- buying species in internet
- oshlecrack
- a weapon used by the early Celts to crack open anything, it resembled large claws with spikey things protruding
- cooljam
- gumiment
- a small container for saving chewed gum
- cooljam
- snihil
- one who sneers at nihilism
- cooljam
- whapiter
- a fly swatter
- cooljam
- daprino
- an italian sportscar
- capoopy
- igloor
- a giant, elaborate igloo made of ice and snow
- capoopy
- okworm
- a small, blue, worm
- capoopy
- igloor
- a giant, elaborate igloo made of ice and snow
- capoopy
- daprino
- an italian sportscar
- capoopy
- jembling
- talking rapidly and loudly
- capoopy
- esloplurine
- metallic, grey periodic element #114
- capoopy
- upsoundory
- getting increasingly loud
- capoopy
- cresponses
- responses that are said under the breath
- tiffany mangone
- xoory
- in love very much
- xaubist
- one who hunts xaubies
- capoopy
- askaprobation
- the act of "turning yourself in"
- capoopy
- spircism
- the need to tell everybody
- capoopy
- feign
- a type of crustacean
- capoopy
- cluct
- a part of a computer which spins wildly to read files and documents
- capoopy
- ellisentily
- the state of being illusive
- capoopy
- omnitous
- the state of being more than one person
- capoopy
- boomos
- n. an explosion caused by a cow
- capoopy
- knopolite
- n. one who knows they are polite
- capoopy
- asrupent
- of or related to a person that is from asrupa
- capoopy
- yeticert
- undoubtable snowman
- Melissa
- apropensosm
- a hidden joyful inner wiggle upon finding the right thing to say at the right time
- Melissa
- ubrogive
- attempted guilt trip beggars of a minority race try to pull on financially better-off members of the same race
- Melissa
- ephestigime
- lifestyle choice characterized by living by the sea, worshipping Artemis, visiting the local temple whore, and going straight to hell
- Melissa
- psasesse
- acrynomyn for "post-script addressed stamped envelope sent sans envelope" found in the contest rules of a sweepstakes no one ever wins
- Melissa
- gnatainicide
- suicidal/murderous beatitude sought by small flying insects against the nostrils and eyes of their bicyclist foes
- Melissa
- acromina
- goth chick name for a girl with a nose like a crow's beak
- Melissa
- auxopt
- choosing to be helpful
- Melissa
- idivales
- that holler over yonder where we gets our idiots
- Melissa
- knihilasm
- getting a kick out of nothing in particular
- Melissa
- owoocant
- hypocrisy which elicits the hallelujah gobble
- Melissa
- wootate
- to voice approval in howling monosyllables
- Melissa
- assobiblace
- misappropriation of a doily for unwholesome purposes
- Melissa
- mambon
- a favorite pot used to cook the pea soup
- deruptify
- to seriously interupt other's conversations
- snarchary
- the place where snarky people are hatched
- catity
- rr-e0ow
- ajambon
- pea soup
- oblurs
- things that latch onto the windshield wipers and smeer all over the glass
- cooljam
- scoision
- radioactive scorpion venom
- gareg
- the sound a donkey makes when he seens a melting ice cream cone
- ventive
- Ventive is a vitamin that makes you through up.
- jessica
- zeiptial
- This is a reptile that is called a Zeip. It is a cross between a lizard and zebra.
- eclomnor
- An instrument used to measure the ecology
- aslubert
- This is slug sherbet.. ewwwwwwww!
- Cams
- thermitize
- It is a fabric that is treated to be a thermal blanket.
- cams
- ugraub
- If you go to a clearance sale and you see an item you want then Ugraub it.
- Rendi
- chetr
- This is a type of cheese simular to cheddar chees.
- Rendi
- ofambon
- This is a highway in Europe close to the Autobon that only famous people can drivce on.
- Cammy
- usnopneumace
- try to say this ten-times-fast.
- ghjkl
- aflapyrace
- This is a race with women and men doing the flappers dance.
- Rendi
- iswoocars
- this is what you call a WILD car crash!
- ocriberate
- This is when a child in a crib is removed and he protests.
- ren
- stratensach
- This is a german sack that you stradle.
- Rendi
- oghophonage
- Oghophonage is a goat that lives in a orphanage that is why everyone calls it oghophonage.
- jessica
- yellary
- This is Hillary Clinton's nick name when she yells.
- Rendi
- kwarig
- this is when my 'lil 'cuz craig is eating a kiwi
- Abigail
- lispec
- This is almost a lisp. Instead it is just a spec.
- cammy
- utrivamism
- This is the ultimate word for a vampire.
- cammy
- reenic
- a reenic is when you get a nic wile shaving. and i doenst heel, and and you rewe cut it!
- abigail
- aflaspectine
- This is an old fashioned specticle cleaner.
- Cammy
- flumous
- This is a person that was almost Famous.
- Cammy
- akapy
- This means also known as py.
- Cammy
- akapy
- This means also known as py.
- Cammy
- quob
- A quob is a type of insrument that is 60 feet long and 60 feet wide and can only be played by a man or woman with 16 fingers.
- jessica
- rinism
- The action of winning with a grin,
- Rendi
- ubaphary
- Ubaphary is an encycloepedia and every word has to contain the word bath.
- jessica
- iskolimosm
- A symposium on eskimos.
- Rendi
- aplulp
- A plump puppy
- ethurt
- assert spoken by a person with a lisp.
- Rendi
- ethotive
- an ethnically thoughtful person.
- Rendi
- ifropolisart
- It is a 7 legged hippo doing art.
- Rendi
- upophl
- It is a bowl full of something unknown.
- klaqudu
- it is a small insect who causes mischief for those who work in clay.
- Rendi
- owreolition
- A n owl that makes lotion.
- Jessica
- uknerty
- That is a nerd that plays the ukelalie
- Rendi
- ospadurt
- Stay off the dirt
- Rendi
- aknactars
- another name for a mouse.
- Morgan
- iceogage
- A handy gadget to verify what you are looking at is ice. To use the gadget, chip a hole in the ice and place the gadget in the hole. A small red flag will pop up and tell you that it is ice.
- plang
- the sound a pin makes when dropped
- cooljam
- escapitars
- an elite group of escapees
- cooljam
- jumpine
- a small animal related to the porqupine and hedgehog. When frightened, it curls into a ball and uses it's quills to launch itself into the air and bounce away from the danger. It confuses the danger.
- cooljam
- yart
- a yart is aa big ball that likes to get eaten... but it grows back every time
- popolit
- this is when my pop needs to fly a plane, he becomes a "poplit"
- il
- this is when you feel ill, but just not as much "L"
- Abigal
- chenter
- This is the center of one's chin. Especially, when that person has a deep dimple there.
- Rendi
- usnychable
- is for when my bro, jitty jamin i snoring and giving me the creeps!
- shruthrence
- Shrutherence is a wording meaning I love my granddaughter Abgail with all my heart, both sides, all four chambers plus even more than that... But it is a secretive word.
- Cammy
- ablaprivart
- this is what you say when you get the soddon ERGE to say the alphabet in privet!
- jisent
- this is the term for when i send off my bro Jitt and have as much fun as i can with 2 seconds without him
- awhatat
- When someone is talking to you and you don't quite hear it all then you say"awhatat".
- Cam
- uvisequnitise
- this is the term when you r going to have the finest banquetin the universe
- poozive
- this is when I have a craving to see Pooh, my granddaughter. When I want to see her I feel poozive
- Cammy
- isweel
- It is a wheel of course
- cams
- drimilasm
- this is a new plae in iraq. dont worrie... there WILL be a war there soon!
- wonymirt
- this is when you eat won tons and feel a little spunky.
- cams
- ogeped
- Ogrped is a condition where grandchildern keep grandparents on the computer talking to the and visiting websites together late at night when the grandchild cannot sleep.
- Cammy
- iwrymnous
- This is actually a baby rhynosomus
- Rendi
- osloplusurt
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