WordGizmo Latest

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

pEpfrifYCPUEXr

flpbwpbtgcc

tweelition

Aggressive destruction of kitsch objects

Trevor

groplerart

Type of '60s 'happening' that involved sexually molesting complete strangers

Trevor

askivanist

Peripatetic Arthur Askey impersonator

Trevor

sloocify

To condemn to death by water-boarding

Trevor

spausur

A Spauser, a member of one of the oldest and most distinguished families of Norway, and can be traced back to the late 15th century. Members of the family have been priests since the end of the Middle Ages, and the family claims descent from mediaeval Norwegian nobility. A Catholic member of the family was ennobled by the Pope and made a Roman Count.

Harry

matzar

Decendants of a Hungarian imigrant who arrived in New York in 1883

The home of the Green Arrow

apreptible

A preparatory thesis for the basis of advancing an original point of view as a result of research

bnp.co.uk

oschronyma

Chronological presentation of the celebrated Dutch artist Leo Van Osch's works.

Harry

isopens

International Organization for the Standardization of Fountain Pens

Harry and Louise

knoopition

A competition to find the hardest materials in nature.

Harry

audunar

Sound picture of the moon.

Harry

uschrerect

Umbrella organization of house builders.

Harry

sprisequnos

Lively, active, and brisk Spanish octogenarian Flamenco dancers.

Louise

sprestic

Medical condition. Muscle tension of the breasts.

Louise

iflorphal

Fluoride coated dental floss.

Louise

iravas

Outrageous Spanish raver

Louise

brivan

A devoted fan of Brylcreem

Louise

knoat

Special Boating Knots for securing a boat to its moorings

Louise

ychism

The religion of The Yeti.

Louise

iwholinable

Obsessed with working alone

Louise

weticic

The scale of wetness of fluids

Harry

jispecise

Partial circumcision

Harry

opoplurible

Plural of an opportunity

Louise

squad

A Native American house-husband.

shlellime

The mucus membrane of shellfish.

Louise

slamboni

Italian sausage made from gristle and bone meal

schrumpt

The sound of a belch

thrang

A dispersed crowd

wrarthrack

A violent storm at sea (Old English, poetic)

ognophilus

Foul smelling nasal discharge.

Harry

uxiedirt

School of blue-grass music

ivan

Police vehicle containing concealed cameras

oglesponsive

Flirtatious

llid

Cover for a ccontainer. For example, ppot or ppan .

Louise

squaub

Sound made by a young pigeon

ixarmics

Army surplus from the 9th Roman Legion

Harry

ustemas

Non-denominational clebration of Christmas

Harry

shadial

An all-weather gnomon

sluthrance

A guest who outstays his or her welcome

wessate

Over-exposed to Wessex Nationalism

avedic

Allergic to Indian Scriptures

wophoning

Daily routine of an Italian barber

yautition

A professor of a special class of manifolds used in some branches of mathematics such as algebraic geometry

Harry

uknurion

The Uknurion. A form of golf tournament popular in early 1800s Yorkshire

Harry

oquuces

A serving of eight Quiche lorraine

Harry

rhiped

Sexually assaulted by a rhinoceros

her

Neither here nor there

Hector

oscivadable

Capable of avoiding unwelcome kisses

Hector

zun

Heliolatrous school of Buddhism

Hector

gaprimate

A senile archbishop

Hectorious

iev

A Russian taboo word

twootiment

A decorative idiot, a Court Jester

kwouses

Maori long-houses

sordicide

Act of killing a mallard

upitort

An offensive gesture that signals the end of a conversation

sparm

User-friendly spam

sloportify

To swig strong alcoholic drinks in a messy fashion

srur

A drunken slander

spulling

n. a deliberate misspelling

uglent

Adj. becoming more ugly

uflibell

Unit of measurement used when testing ear-plugs

exoatism

The denial that oats contain gluten

ibrieficide

Strangulation by undergarments

straudent

A highly vocal participant in student riots

theesily

Archaically Quaker in speech

apivar

A strain of bee that eats varroa mites

thychate

Medical compound used to raise I.Q.

hoj

asnartage

The mucus expelled when sneezing

hoj

ughootory

Nausea induced by the sound of bagpipes

hoj

shroop

The detritus found down the side of armchairs

uthrophon

A fanny fart

escend

To go down an up escalator

hoj

shega

Ladies only group of gamblers anonymous

Harry

uxepedars

Travelling tuxedo salesmen

Harry

egopneumition

An over inflated view of self importance

Harry

phaspectism

Psychiatric condition, unable to differentiate between reality and fantasy

Harry

squisent

Impregnated by the local squire. A term used through the 17th to early 20th century

Harry

uthrobiblart

A history of the study of urethral infections

Harry

fondis

Of, or pertaining to the Fonda acting family

Harry

oswientart

Smoked and wine cured ham served hot in a sweet pastry dish

Harry

kwiber

One addicted to making irrelevant objections

Harry

fopluri

Collective noun for fastidiously overdressing dress designers

Harry

phucasm

Excessive production of phlem gathering at the back of the throat.

Harry

jacr

Devoted follower of jesus

Harry

strulp

Gulping a drink through a straw

Harry

aschuca

Suicidal thoughts.

Harry

ihacturt

Painful chapped fingers on both hands.

Harry

prumpitize

V. The act of plumping up pillows.

Harry

yonymation

Condition caused by the failure to maintain a balanced weight and diet

Harry

skurrily

Collective noun for a group of rats

Harry

edrial's

Places of worship for male only religious order.

Harry

marbiter

A worn set of dentures

Harry

groach

grumpy over 70

smibars

dog

napyrize

Processing cotton sheet for degrees of softness

Harry

whun

Which one? From the Aberdeen dialect Doric ( Scots)

Harry

usquaimu

Having lived in a chateau

Harry

shatain

Having lived in a chateau

Harry

minitirt

What girls wore in the 60s

Harry

ghootism

Adhesive, corrupted German to English translation

Harry

escisirt

Online day trip seat reservation booking service

Harry

utune

Music only website

Harry

aswoacace

Some one who is an impediment to progress

Harry

oreegise

The language and terminology of Origami

Harry

esprardas

Black gospel songs translated to Spanish

Harry

zun

Chinese issue of The Sun

Harry

vecessor

A retired car dealer or terminated car dealership.

Harry

xophricide

Suicide by hyper ventilation

Harry

skatatus

Jamacian GM potato first produced and harvested in the 60s

Harry

phoutart

Painting by foot

Harry

gitestence

Abnormally large testicle

Harry

psisato

High pressure barcode printing salesman

Harry

arsar

One affected by arson

Harry

squerectime

Government financial austerity. ( A monetary squeeze )

Harry

spivade

Legal aid for Suspected Persons and Itinerant Vagrants.

Harry

ivan

Covert surveillance vehicle

Harry

froacime

Acid reflux, Heartburn

Harry

gisent

USA troops dispatched

Harry

asquopolitous

Verbatim political reporting

Harry

twythrirt

Sixty ( 30 x 2 = 60 )

Harry

kwuchous

Kiwi skin house shoes / slippers

Harry

dropleres

Difficulty in holding objects

Harry

saut

Looked for

Harry

phorent

A flow of immigrants

Harry

schrithetial

Scrotal sack wrinkle removal

Harry

ekwembl

Nervous twitching in any two limbs at the same time

askauz

Australian version of Ask Jeeves

eghoxurt

Egg Ham and Yoghurt breakfast

twofist

don't ask

ichigrars

an irritating skin rash contracted from sitting on a wet lawn

gloopak

sun

Rare celestial object sometimes observed in England during the summer

gloopak

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

ObZUOdxDJviNtHCwwI

vkipepg

throgily

three consecutive throlls

upseogation

interrogatory search engine optimization

zomputicide

self destruct applet for zombienet infected computers

zomputicide

someone with good auditory taste

upuner

one up someone, but not by much

spitenent

the intent to be cruel

eshlangism

not speaking English properly

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

gouvoNbjMUCGu

Latex

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

DjPwvnPusJWegrcLRts

Alex

ustrooder

The act of multiple people inviting themselves over unannounced, with the exclamation of "It's just us!"

eskivan

the preferred mode of polar transportation used by eskimos

bowuni

apium

A semi-addictive and controversial mixture of opium and bananas used to sedate unruly primates at the zoo.

froster

An elderly person who goes against the grain and moves north during the winter months and who scoffs openly at Florida's "snowbird" population.

gnonation

N. A tax-deductible donation to needy gnomes.

Devilish Brunette

pseign

to pretend to know the meaning of a word, when in actuality, this is the first time on has heard/read it.

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

cheegars

ronomy

a room meant for seals

frisatory

a place for having a haircut

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

AIReYgZer

Vvgluyqg

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

oNspYDcuTg

Vqwgyvfm

squobence

n. a large number of wives for an African chieftan

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

adj. bad (from awful and terrible)

Blobex

strinent

What a person sounds like when she tries to be bossy but has a cold in her nose

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

adj. able to be statended or finitely completed

chorent

space in a chorus

doc

ghoopise

urinating ghost

doc

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

bAFSFcTNawjxgMtrQb

tshdnol

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

NWYNYlXWUVFcAGWV

virlhm

eskiev

n. an online Russian

ruphonas

n. rough flowers

nacrable

adj. able to be born, as in "though premature, that baby is nacrable"

Blobex

wol

txt tlk for "weep out loud"

Blobex

schrorph

n. a sub-atomic particle that constantly changes, discovered by Schrodinger.

Blobex

udiped

n. an appendage that functions as an udder

udronomary

adj. monotonous

cloticide

n. a plaque-reducing medicine that can have very bad side effects, as in "She died of cloticide"

losta

n. an object that has been missing for as long as anyone can remember.

imnaqudert

n. someone inept at spelling, from a spelling bee finalist failing "inadequate"

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

adj. caveman term for a single object

shlustom

n. a description of an area covered by snow when it is melting, as in "my driveway is such a shlustom"

proab

n. someone supporting exercise

yonine

v. to be tired after 9 p.m.

abradide

Intentional killing of hair by excessive twisting, as in [i] My hairdresser was so offended by my comment that she abradided my hair [/i]

iterma

length of an online course

ugainion

n. a homosexual symbiosis

omogros

Something that is entirely completey 100 percent gross.

asrofficide

Killing of an Aristocrate

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

NURSE THINK TANK GROUP NEEDS A CLEVER NAME

LAURA RN

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

lwCYYAutSzKS

margo

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

zJJHEunBEYtZNCAsvH

YaHgFhQQOXhsEIN

achethnosm

product

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

Someone who doesn't care

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

feces

Poop

etic

ascopist

isnivamily

a family of snivillers

shlemize

to assume others will understand the philosophy of "Shlem"

javascript:('document.frmTest.txtTest.value')

candidate centric

shlivac

a suck up artist, con-man, brown-noser, schlepp,

aphaud

Ah can't aphaud dat!

twothics

Tooth picks for people with speech impediments.

Caitlin Lloyd

proozic

old cells

eskosma

the new hybrid vehicle for the Arctic

slacrist

slacker

skaux

The posture one adopts when one is swallowed by a dragon, and wishes to use one's body to block its colonic passage so that the food subsequently consumed builds up in the dragons stomach causing it to explode or vomit, either way giving the consumed human the opportunity to escape, perhaps floating to earth on a nice length of spleen or with one's head stuck to a shed-sized piece of spine

James Smyllie (Radvertiser)

atz

The sound one makes after throwing some mince or some mints at a running dog or cheery child

James Smyllie (Badvertiser)

aquuntiment

A dab of wasabi, tapenade or other relish inserted into a lady's fannypart

James Smyllie (Madvertiser)

imauvize

a purple spider that spews fabulous mauve webbing to immobalize any insect with it's fabulousness

grambonas

italian for having more than two grandmothers.

Matt Connelly

uthecut

an incision made on uthe ceramics

Matt Connelly

udaspective

what New York natives call the perception of non-New Yorkers

Matt Connelly

otrascriptition

a prescription written by a superstitious doctor for an over-the-counter drug

Matt Connelly

unapace

The button that is pressed on your keyboard when you are not finished writing a definition on WordGizmo. See escouri

escouri

Anyone, living or dead+

whoocan't

I can't, you can't, we all can't because whoocan't.

iwolin

The smallest of the violin family, the iwolin.

rhootine

Doing the same thing every day, a repetitive motion or set of motions done at the same time daily.

thumptu

The eighth dwarf, Thumptu.

smauf

The act of smothering a smurf.

pwalters

hipitas

A case of the hippos

pwalters

usnupitize

the perform the act of North American cross-border matrimony

cliverize

The golden touch of the young aristocrat, Clive.

ublipak

a new must have oragami back pack for your ubli

chivar

to shake uncontrollably when cold,

slorre

A term used to describe an ogre's habits

sproucion

An alien vegetable.

ogrophonicide

An ogre making a phone call to a suicide hotline.

Hannah Orenstein

auxerize

To augment your muscle size through exercise.

Hannah Orenstein

efortive

A person puts effort into something (just add another F)

ashlien

n. a funny name to call a girl named Ashley, if she happens not to fit the current idea of "beautiful".

gharchist

n. anagram for Chris Thag, who invented rope.

practis

n. v. to practice, but not that hard. Usually if you practis, you're not really fit out for this kind of thing.

blondar

natural ability to tell who is blond and who is not. In the X-Men comics, Cyclops is known to have this power.

ipood

on your ipod, and you aint gonna be able to wash it off

craboration

informal. A "collaboration" if you are Japanese or a crab.

mustomate

n. emergency pocket mustard developed by Kraft

strimilasm

when a string ceases to vibrate on a guitar or other stringed instrument

oxaparide

n. Chemical synthesis of 2-oxygen and lactose-paramide. This is what was in the miracle formula that Bugs gave the team in Space Jam. Gives cartoons exceptional ball skills.

shloptirt

v. informal. If you are ever caught shoplifting, and the cops catch you and ask you what you think you are doing, just blink a bunch and say this word. "Shloptirt." I think that will get you off the hook. This works best if you are shoplifting candy or soda.

glucify

slang. uncommon. Alternative approach to nailing a martyr to a cross. Using eco-friendly horse-glue, one can be glucified to a cross. That way, the guy won't die as fast, and you can delay everyone's sins being saved. Thus, more party-age.

flaptitize

v. slang. Vulgar. A malpractice term used to describe when a breast reduction surgeon takes out all the meat but forgets to tuck the skin. Flaptitize!

enopensity

n. word relating to the lifestyle adopted by those who listen to Brian Eno albums. A person's enopensity relates directly to the album listened to. For example, a Harvard study showed that enopensity traits of those who listened to "Another Green World" included fever, unmitigated fury, bloodshot scleras, purple lips, veiny forehead, bloody footprints.

wapitise

v. slang. to whip a child with a belt.

blolinify

v. to utterly destroy. From the book Revelations: "And the Lord said, I will take in through the heavenly gates ye who art faithful in life and kind to thy neighbor, and ye who fall knowingly into the clutches of enmity and evil, I will incinerate and blolinify thy mind and soul and cast thyself into the deepest, darkest flames of the highest volcano in the world."

popter

v. informal. To pop something belong to a female. "Yo, she said she wanted me to be the one, so I popter zit."

manimic

n. just "cinnamon" spelled backwards. Clever way to ask for cinnamon where it is forbidden.

iwiberism

n. generally, the practice of producing stillborn children. Named after Thomas R. Iwiber who, along with inventing the carousel, established Craff & Iwiber, better known today as Kraft.

smaphasm

n. a word or phrase where its letters can be rearranged to spell itself, ie. "smaphasm" is a perfect example of a smaphasm. example of a smaphasmagorical phrase: "there is a pancake in that cake over there"

uphortify

v. (see also, euphorinize) to sit there with a smirk on your face, not reacting to anything at all, for the rest of your life

ohang

Colloquial response to "What's up", "How's it going" or any similar greeting meaning that one is not doing much.

ifousi

n. An electronic fooseball handheld game (created by the Apple company)

Chare

gloacing

(glow-ace-ing) 1. The thoughts of doing something terrible (put into a sentence: "I am often caught gloacing while sitting in my canoe staring at the fish"

Chare of the bear type

squomputir

A beast with even heads.

Roachman

gnontés

Well known thunder

Ronald James Burk

gonise

1. Ponder pleasurably 2. Courteously exit

Ronald James Burk

esponosm

The race of Spanish people who are bad spellers

ciara

scormicide

Dying by an overload of scorn and stowms

ciara\

urtu

Other wise know as URTU, aka. Uranus Rabbits Totally Unanomous

ciara

akun

Akon's favorite brand of bacon

wedinar

A diner thathas a drive in "Get Married" place.

ciara

thimulert

A simple machine that makes thimbles.

ciara

snaucic

A person who believes that snausages shouldd be a word.

ciara

itermate

the person that one has a sexual affair with

sal ms

clitenize

another name for the male-to-female sex change operation

Anthony Mendez

gluctity

a woman with sweet breast milk

Anthony Mendez

twircize

a failed 1950's exercise fad where on spins in a circle at a high rate of speed with the intent of throwing off fat using centrifugal force

Anthony Mendez

GoCreate.com®

Animal Crackers	Books	Brainline	Heads Above	Head Shed
Heads Up!	Music	Peter Lloyd	QuotAmaze	Right Brains
Timeline	Toolbox	Wild Ideas	WordGizmo	Workouts
	Feedback	Home	Search

© Copyright 1998-2008 Peter Lloyd